has two penises
No, I don’t. I have none, actually, being that I’m an anatomically full fledged female. But there’s this guy I wrote about back a few years ago, that does.
+divorcing crack addict
There are no crack addicts here, divorced and otherwise. I did do an entry about Fantasy headlines for 2006, wherein I foresaw Michael Jackson’s marriage to a crack-addicted Macauley Culkin but apparently someone was looking for advice on how to divorce a crack addict though. I’m guessing it would be easy. Why doncha just take away Tyrone’s crack? Done like dinner.
annette benning academy
The Annette Benning Academy of Acting: We teach you how to get nominated for Oscars and
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