BRITNEY SPEARS NAKED!
That got your attention, didn’t it? Indeed. ‘Tis true though…if you’ve been living under a rock since Monday night, then you don’t already know that PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) recently announced that pop star Britney Spears has agreed to pose nude for an upcoming PETA advertisement as part of their SAME, stale, LAME “I’d rather go naked than wear fur” poster-child style campaign.
I’m not sure though whether this is supposed to be some ridiculously easy community service-style punishment (rather than an admission of guilt for being STUPID) for her recent September performance. The mention in the above article of PETA’s initial issue with Ms. Spears, provides the reader with a (not surprisingly) sugary-fairy-dust, pleasantly PC aftertaste, rather than a ‘bitchfest’ feeling to the reader (of COURSE I prefer the latter!). Yes, I’m referring to the past “Catfight”, so to speak, wherein PETA publicy touted Ms. Spears as being cruel to animals by having a caged tiger on stage at the MTV Video Music Awards this fall. I myself am finding it hard to believe that Ms. Spears had not said something personally, on her own behelf to PETA, either in her own defense for the stage act, or to apologize, publicly proclaim her infinite wealth of stupidity (still waiting for that day, ha!), etc. If she really is ALL FOR anti-cruelty, then how could she allow the September show to go on as it did? Her press people sent a letter to PETA saying that Ms. Spears future performances will ban using animals while on tour.
“It’s very exciting news,” said PETA mouthpiece Dan Mathews. “We are really thrilled to have Britney join our new crop of fur-fighters.” This only happened after Spears was sent a letter from PETA representatives, begging her to realize that animals shouldn’t be exposed to crowds, loud noises and bright lights because it’s frightening to them. Matthews tells the media, “She took our message to heart. There’s so many different animal issues, and you can’t expect that everyone is born Ghandi. We think Britney has set a great example of someone who listened to what we had to say and made a change.” Right. Not everyone is a born Ghandi. But at least we all have half a brain to re-think what she did back in September, before it was done. Makes you wonder, doesn’t it. M-hmm.
P.S. – For all you drooling, undersexed-and-whacking-off losers who visited this page because of the headliner, NO, I don’t think she will be exposing her frontal naked self, it’s probably just her back. Go back to the porn sites.
Oh, and uh, Britney idolizers…don’t hold your collective breaths. Bring on the hatemail. I love it. Better yet, link to this article on your pink, teen-angsty, “I-love-Fred-Durst-and-hate-this-boy-in-homeroom-that-I-have-a-crush-on-by-golly-and-my-parents-just-don’t-get-anything-my-life-sucks” web site, and rant away. You’re sooo cute when you get mad.
Same day, different year..
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