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Have you ever checked this site out…. http://www.tardcore.com/

I was like WTF?? And there was this chick on there who had linked to her high school seniors pics gallery and I was perusing it and thought, “OK my mom would hella NEVER let me take seniorr pics like that back in the day…cleavage galore!” Some of those pictures were totally gratuitous!

Back when I graduated high school (1991) I had a sweater and turtleneck on in my pics. That is uber ridiculous! My kids never gonna have pics like that for high school. And I don’t care if she’s 18 or not Then I thought…Goshdammit I’m such a prude.

Anyway…Tardcore. What’s it all about?? Teeny boppers? No shanks. It looks like myspace, but without the “pimps and playaz” and bimbos running the joint. Upon further perusal I found I guessed wrong. Yeah right! Looks the same to me. Just more goth and nerdy…pimps and playas who are goth/nerdy.

Now theres a concept! “We dont want to be sheep, so let’s all be goth and nerdy pimpz and playaz…” Big diff. Now you all belong to a flock of goth pimpz and nerdy playaz. Whatever.

And dont’ git me started on that emo shit. It’s fucking rock and roll. Call it that…albiet WHINY rock and roll….but still. I can’t understand these kids today. They can’t just have something someone else has…it has to have their own stupid stamp on it. I guess because I’m over 30 I ve decided to be a grownup and anyone younger than me makes no sense to me. Well I don’t care. I just want whats in their wallets. I’m old and set in my ways. And broke. But enterprising!

“When I was a tyke we trudged through 30 feet of snow, uphill and with snot coming out of our noses, for 43 miles to school every day. And WE LIKED IT THAT WAY”
-Grouchy old man from SNL ala Dana Carvey

OK I have a headache now, from looking at all these emo people who hate punks and mall people

I gave it another shot. Um…No. I just spent 2 mins surfing the forums at Tardcore.com, and I can safely say I’ll not be partaking in any more of that.

Same day, different year..

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