BJ Woods

Tuesday, November 26th, 2002

Baby! Okay, I know this is like, a week late, but here goes: PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

What happens after you leave the kids at daycare:

Okay. Got that out of my system. I’m over at the work force center on my lunch break, looking for a job, albeit not looking very hard. Uff da!

I’ve just entered the SXSW Design competition […]

Tuesday, November 5th, 2002

Tuesday. Election day. Whoop-dee-frickin’ doo.
Now I know why I pay nearly four bucks to have Caribou give me my coffee in the morning. I just made a huge mess in the breakroom at work this morning, trying to make a pot of my own. I hate waiting for the whole pot to brew […]

Tuesday, November 5th, 2002

Monday started just like any other, up early in the morning, off to work, busted ass all day and yada yada. Only this time I found myself in a state of clarity about my life. I know for a fact I do not want it to remain the way it is, which is […]

Friday, August 30th, 2002

Well, today has been one of those days. You know, where there’s like tons of stuff to do but you don’t want to do it? You have to get ready for work on Monday morning, you wish you could take back the whole weekend and start it from Friday night again? You know. That’s why […]

Tuesday, August 14th, 2001

I’ve got to know!! Yesterday mine thought it was cute to pee on my foot while we were in the shower. Then he had the nerve to say “Honey, I’ve noticed lately you aren’t as bitchy as you used to be, like, in bed.” WHAT??! Anyone can top this? Tell me about it…use the Comment box below.

I’ve got to […]

Sunday, August 5th, 2001

These are actual days posted for the month of August, I saw them on the Bluemountain.com greeting card site. Weird. 08 Sneak Zucchini Day huh? 10 The King Week 11 Son’s & Daughter’s Day 12 Truck Drivers’ Week hey, wait–isn’t it alredy The King Week? 13 Left-hander’s Day How come they only get one day? 15 Raksha Bandhan

18 Bad Poetry […]

Monday, September 21st, 2009

Earlier this year, had the pleasure of meeting a beautiful cat belonging to a girlfriend.  Upon visiting her and petting her a few times, I found I wasn’t allergic!  That was a good feeling knowing that there was a breed (or perhaps type) of cat that I might possibly own in the future.

What a cute face!
Her name is […]

Monday, September 7th, 2009

I ♥ Alice! I have been ordering my household goods like coffee, toilet paper, feminine schtuff, shampoo, cleaning supplies and medicine cabinet crap from them for a couple months, now. Shipping is free, takes about 2 days and comes in a very clean, well-packed box.

Most of the stuff I buy from the site costs less or about […]

Sunday, April 23rd, 2006

Also sometimes referred in this blog as “Departments”. Just a topically-organized view of posts arranged by subject matter. Most recent posts first. Enjoy! Out of sheer boredom [Read all posts in this category] Stuff I wrote instead of picking my nose. Perhaps I might have been better off doing the latter.

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Saturday, April 22nd, 2006

Who is this chick? I’m a fairly happy go lucky female, born in 1973, and I live in St. Paul, MN. I am self employed as a web designer, and it took me seven years to get my business off the ground and running to where I am now doing it full time from home.

I went […]

Tuesday, April 11th, 2006

Last week my site’s logs showed the following interesting searches:

Sally Fields facelift – Yes, ladies. Thanks to the Sally Fields facelift, you too, can have the glowing, youthful looks of Sybill. They’ll REALLY, REALLY LIKE you! grammas having sexy – Having sexy what? Shoes? That’s got to be it.

bimbos in the shower […]

Saturday, January 31st, 2009

Hey, folks. Been up to a lot, lately!  I have recently finished up a couple of websites and started a few new ones this month, plus I’ve got a couple already lined up for February.  So needless to say, things are busy and in a good way, where work is concerned.

A good friend and I took […]

Monday, January 26th, 2009

I know it’s been almost a week now since we inaugurated our 44th President, and I had some time to think about my take on it all, then chew it up and here’s what I spit out…
Pomp and Circum-wince?

I sort of missed the inauguration ceremony today, not on purpose, really. I forgot I had […]

Thursday, January 22nd, 2009

First, stop being a democrat. Second, lose the goatee.

Then, we’ll talk.

Attractive Girls Union Refuses To Enter Into Talks With Mike Greenman

Tuesday, January 13th, 2009

So. Today I had a doctor appointment.   To follow up with my diabetes, etc., etc.  All very official.  It was supposed to be on Monday, but what with the snow storm we had here in Minnesota and all, it didn’t happen.  After getting a dumping of about 4 inches or so, I was practically snowed-in.

So at […]

Saturday, January 3rd, 2009

“It is now over.” How I did it: I was hornswaggled by a (then) charming young man who found me on the Internet and was intimidated to woo me. How do I know he was? He told me that he took about a week writing drafts (over and over) of an e-mail to send to me.

Once […]

Thursday, August 21st, 2008

Thanks to my friend Heidi’s blog, I recently became aware of a new documentary coming out, written & created by Addison Wiggin and directed by Patrick Creadon, entitled, I.O.U.S.A.
If you haven’t seen the movie, I encourage you to at least watch this condensed version, which is wrapped up in about 30 minutes:

It’s true that America […]

Friday, August 1st, 2008

Well, so far my new phone is fabuloso! Everything is crystal clear, The buttons are really easy to push (no having to stomp up and down on them to dial like on my old phone) and best of all, I can READ the caller ID!

Another really neat feature is that I can control my digital answering […]

Monday, December 25th, 2006

Yep. It’s been between 35-55 degrees this past week leading to Christmas and the ground has been dry and clear of any snow whatsoever. On Thursday, we got snow. It melted away by Saturday though. That was it, since Winter started, Dec. 21st. I’m totally MIFFED that my Christmas was not white.

It felt weird to […]

Monday, December 18th, 2006

Yesterday I went to Super Target, and they had Ben & Jerry’s pints for 2 for $4 (normally almost $4/each). So I picked up a couple. Or six. Yeah, so I’m post-menstrual. I need ice cream now and then. Deal.
I was a bit upset that they didn’t have one of […]

Monday, December 18th, 2006

I cannot understand Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD). I can however, completely agree that it’s a disorder. If you let the weather affect you THAT much, something is definitely wrong with you.
Perhaps there is something wrong with me, too. I must be one of the oddball freaks of nature, who react ENTIRELY […]

Sunday, December 17th, 2006

Sean Connery… raising brows for decades

One of my classmates, Shane K. could do this all the time.

Sunday, December 17th, 2006

Okay, everyone who’s familiar with my blog knows I love write about the funniest and/or oddest website searches that people do which take them to my blog. This month I’m posting some weird searches which happen to have a Christmas flavor to them. Enjoy! elfs gone wild

I can tell you RIGHT NOW that a) […]

Friday, January 27th, 2006

That’s right, I’m calling you out. For those who have been living under a rock these past couple months, Judge Samuel Alito has been under tense hearings to confirm or disapprove him to be on the Supreme Court.

Mr. Senator Friggin John Kerry has the cajones to yodel from the friggin’ tops of the friggin’ Swiss Friggin’ […]

Tuesday, January 10th, 2006

…here’s how to take a shower. Ladies: Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband/boyfriend along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror – make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

Get in […]

Thursday, January 5th, 2006

OK the title’s not meant to poke fun. NOT AT ALL. I just wanted to grab your attention and just say my 2 cents on this whole thing going down in West Virginia. Now, I don’t watch a lot of TV nor do I pay that much attention to news lately.

If any TV is on, it’s either […]

Friday, July 29th, 2005

I’ve suddenly lost my appetite for blogging.
Who knows if I’ll ever get it back.

Saturday, July 9th, 2005

I got this from Mike…

You are…

It has to be YOUR way. When it isn’t, you panic, but hold your ground. You keep your gun pointed and trigger finger ready, but you’d never really hurt anyone. Though you like being tough, feeling control, you often enjoy blending in and being part of the ordinary human […]

Monday, July 4th, 2005

Okay, so this normally gets posted on Sunday…sorry I’m a bit late this week. I did the same thing last week too! Geez. I should just start doing it on Mondays then eh? Well, here are my WEIRDEST search requests for the week…
has two penisesNo, I don’t. I have none, actually, being […]

Sunday, July 3rd, 2005

OK so I’ve taken hiatus from the last few Filthy Lie assignments but that’s because I’ve been busy doing a whole lot of nuthin’.
Truth be told, I spent Friday helping a friend move and then all day Saturday and most of this morning trying to combat a computer virus. My browser, no […]

Saturday, July 2nd, 2005

I cannot believe my eyes and ears, watching and listening as Pink Floyd plays live, for the first time together in years, in London for the Live8 event. Rock on!

I’ll be reporting other highlights later. Gotta go enjoy the rest of it while it lasts…

Thursday, November 6th, 2003

I think my ship may have come in… career-wise. I’ll be going into more detail later. Right now I’m just killing time.
So I took Colleen’s 80’s lyrics quiz to see how well I would fare.

I figured, what the hell, I was born in ‘73, grew up on this stuff but for some reason […]