BJ Woods

Sunday, February 27th, 2005

The pre-party red carpet commentary from me is happenin’ right now before your very eyes. I decided to give my blow-by-blow this year via my blog because it’s a total waste to just be yelling at the TV in my sweats.
Sweats? Yes. I don’t do parties because people would kick me out if I did. […]

Sunday, February 6th, 2005

Ladies and gentlemen. May I present… The “I’m f*cking freezing” tee. As worn by J-Lo, apparently, according to these yahoos. Indeed. Then put on a f*ckingsweatshirt. You f*cking moron.

Perhaps I’m missing the joke or some sort of clever youthful irony here, but may I ask–why a TEE? It would make perfect sense to place such a classy saying […]

Friday, February 4th, 2005

It’s a great concept. Can’t sleep? Put this shit on. Guaranteed to have you sawing logs in a matter of 1.5 videos. Case in point: ‘Let me Go’ by Three Doors Down Great band, great song. Shitty video. “Let me Go” Indeed. Let Me Go Find Who Directed this Fucked Up Video!

Three […]

Wednesday, February 2nd, 2005

The TV Snob wants to know: What’s Desperate Housewives’s secret to being such a success? Ugh. It’s such a silly show now! Kind of like Melrose Place was, only now it would be Melrose Place Ten Years Later because they all got married and bought houses in the burbs, with white picket fences.
Eva Longoria – […]

Wednesday, January 26th, 2005

Ah. Nothing spices up the Midwest winter doldrums like season premieres of celebrity reality TV shows. I do not watch that much TV to begin with but I program my VCR every year at this time because I absolutely have to watch Newlyweds, The Osbournes, and The Surreal Life. Watching famous people’s […]

Sunday, January 23rd, 2005

I’m your typical lazy, single apartment-dweller who runs her own business and works on average 14-18 hour days, and has no life because of it, and certainly the last soul on earth planning to be caught dead with a rag and bottle of cleaning solution in her hands, let alone a frying pan.
Anyway, eating healthy […]

Wednesday, January 19th, 2005

I flat-out hate this job. I would rather be a Horsepoop shoveler in the Winter Carnival Parade, than sit here one more minute and pretend to care about math and science and Energy in General.

Oh, and if I get ANOTHER company-wide e-mail full of crap that does not pertain to ME SPECIFICALLY, […]

Monday, January 17th, 2005

Wednesday night, my sister called, bawling. She and her husband got themselves kicked out of where they were living. Again. They moved in with his mom awhile back, because they got kicked out of a previous place for non-payment of rent. They can’t keep jobs, and are generally irresponsible and lost.
Anyway, […]

Saturday, January 1st, 2005

At least I *think* it was her.
Oh. I don’t think you know who that is, seeing as I didn’t tell you about her yet. The apartment building caretaker’s unit is right next to mine and well, he’s a short, kinda smallish black fellow who seems nice and all but nearly every night I have to […]

Wednesday, May 28th, 2003

Yesterday, a recent bill became a law in the state of Minnesota in which handguns legally concealed and carried, provided the carrier is a registered owner, meaning you have a permit to use it. Here’s a full story from a local news site.

All I can say is good for Minnesota! People all over this state are […]

Wednesday, May 28th, 2003

This morning I awake as normal, hitting the snooze alarm for the very last time. I turn over onto my side, blinking and yawning. As I begin to stretch my arms I notice something on my arm….EWWW! A bug! Nope. Not a bug. Some kind of black mark or stain…what the…? […]

Wednesday, May 28th, 2003

Optimistic, aren’t we?
Yes, I know I’ve been absent for some time now…don’t you beat me up about it. Last night I was watching this show called “Dog Eat Dog”. The panel of contestants consists of fit, attractive, young people, all sucking in their cheeks and smiling teethy smarmy looks at the camera when […]

Monday, June 17th, 2002

You are a Puerto Rican You are a Puerto Rican You are a Puerto Rican

Why (why??!!) do they keep letting this guy have roles in movies? He’s a worse actor than Daryl Hannah! I mean Daryl Hannah’s at least pretty…at best, they could just put a still picture of her on the TV once […]

Monday, June 17th, 2002

Today I was looking for a copy of the Scooby Doo movie poster and bumped into It’s All A Dream. The site: There’s an action figure theater! Wonderful concept, though I’m sure it’s been done a dozen times…

The author: Scared to death of Peeps™ marshmallow Easter Candy (them with their beedy little evil eyes) […]

Saturday, June 15th, 2002

Was just reading an ABCNEWS.com story ‘A New ‘Forbidden Dance’ at L.A. Schools’ which talks about the ‘Crip’ walk. Apparently, it’s something that has been around for decades but has come back into vogue because kids think it’s fun to ‘clown’ doing it. Which is a good thing, I’m sure, to make fun […]

Thursday, June 13th, 2002

Watching web porn is ‘cheating’?-VNUNet
Leading US relationship advisor Dr Phillip McGraw has hit out at users of internet porn, insisting that it is cheating on their partners. McGraw, who offers advice to millions of Americans on Oprah Winfrey’s TV show, said that women should not put up with their partners looking at web […]

Thursday, June 6th, 2002

This man has TWO penises!You heard me right. In one of my email newsletters yesterday, they published this:
As many people know, men tend to think that the bigger their penis is, the more masculine they are. I’m sure you’ve heard this some time or another. Well, since we deal with a lot of freaks […]

Saturday, December 30th, 2000

Worked four hours today. Home again, home again, jiggity jog. As for exercise, I am getting plenty more than usual, with this winter weather. I don’t think people realize that although it’s a kind gesture to shovel the sidewalk, it should be a COMPLETED job. See, when the shoveler hasn’t bothered to clear a path, […]

Friday, December 29th, 2000

Guess what?! day lee has been awarded ‘Site of the Week’ by About.com!

Whoo hoo for me.

Yup. They even interviewed me and here is the tell-all.

I am too tired to celebrate, however…I worked 14 hours today, between jobs one and two, got downtown and missed my layover bus. So I stopped in to Gallivan’s, for a beer since […]

Wednesday, December 27th, 2000

Just for fun…let’s say it’s still Christmas. Which makes it perfectly legit that I post these holiday treats just for your viewing pleasure. Ho ho ho! Doesn’t anyone miss Calvin & Hobbes?I’ve got just your cure. My good ‘ol Aussie pal grrrl just sent me this link of a page with the famous ’snowmen’ strips!

Top 15 Reasons […]

Tuesday, December 26th, 2000

temp agencies in MinneapolisGuess you could say that since I’ve been to lots of those, this is a very valid search result and should ranked higher than others! someone searching for cumshots at weblogs.comno comment. twisted ankle journal-hikeI’ve never been on one of those before!

wife fuck photo isoI’m not too sure I want to know what this […]

Saturday, December 23rd, 2000

Normally some things in life bring us through emotional rollercoasters. For me it was this weekend, in particular. I laughed my ass off all Thursday night, Friday was filled with angst, frustration, and later, drunken stupidity, then Saturday it was all about weeping in front of the TV (stupid chick flicks!).

On Friday night I got home […]

Friday, May 26th, 2000

Happiness is ___________. (fill in the blank here)
Sometimes I wonder about people… Just something I’ve been thinking about for awhile, that’s all. Do you find yourself wondering the same thing? I mean, we’re all here for one thing and that is to live and prosper and be happy, right? But I have DAYS, you […]

Monday, May 22nd, 2000

Now I look back and I see that it’s been two years and too long. I’ve been saying these things to myself for awhile now but last Thursday I had resolved that no matter what (well, almost) I would get a different job. I’ve had only two interviews and have been to three temporary work […]

Tuesday, May 16th, 2000

Although there is so much bad stuff going on with people in my life I do feel a bit guilty about coming home and just chillin’.
I’m gonna unload Thursday night on ya ’cause after my update I went and watched ER, even though I hardly ever watch that show, I just did. It had me […]

Saturday, May 13th, 2000

The Y2K scare is only a distant memory now. The future never looked brighter. But wait… If you have not yet taken the proper precautions you may still find yourself waking up one morning to a computer disaster of apocalyptic proportions. Evil Conspiracy Theory

Did you ever consider that the same people who made all that […]

Thursday, May 11th, 2000

The night I went to dinner with my friend after work, I get off around five and she had some stuff to finish up and was staying at her job until six so that left me with an hour to kill downtown.
I figured I’d run quick to the library since I already had two books […]

Wednesday, February 28th, 2007

Seems that, for a long time, my life has been a cycle of being in and out, of a complete, chaotic, mess. Money’s been too tight (and since November, practically non-existent), and I’m stressing out because I either have too much to do or not enough to do.
It’s my own damned fault, I suppose. […]

Monday, February 19th, 2007

Today I think I’m at the bottom of the bottom. There’s the earth’s surface, then 50 feet of crap, then there’s me.
I got turned down again for yet another contract job, and then I got a knock on the door and was handed a notice of eviction action…a summons…not an official “eviction notice”. […]

Saturday, February 17th, 2007

I have been visiting www.youtube.com for some time now, and I know the original intent was to allow individuals to upload their own videos and allow “the people” to have freedom of expression in the form of online video.
However, as most of the people who visit this site are aware, YouTube has also been a […]

Friday, February 9th, 2007

I was reading the entries for the Wife in The Fast Lane contest, which is being run by a woman who wrote (and is promoting) a book about busy career moms/superwomen/etc. and was laughing at some of them (they are funny) and happened to visit the blog of the author. I was reading a […]

Saturday, February 3rd, 2007

OK. I like to have the radio on during the day while I work. It kinda makes my day go by a bit faster, and it’s nice to have it on in the background.
When the radio’s on, I normally listen to the classic rock station here in Minneapolis. And I luuurve […]

Tuesday, November 23rd, 2004

Holiday traditions in my family have been (and continue to be) drastically changing as we are losing family members
Thanksgiving was always at Grandmas house until she left us. She lived up north in Duluth, and we’d go up the night before. When my sis and I were small, we’d actually sing “Over the river and […]

Thursday, November 11th, 2004 Thursday, November 11th, 2004

www.thankyoutony.com
Thank you to Tony Blair for sticking with us, the U.S., a measure of a TRUE ALLY. All the other countries that claim to be allies can eat it, because their leaders are too blind to be able to tell their foot from their ass.

Tuesday, November 2nd, 2004

Watching as Ohio is now the Florida of 2000, the heavy battle state for the Presidential candidates. Got a lil boring, I’ll admit. ~yAWn~ Might just turn in, surely we won’t have complete returns tonight.

But then, out of nowhere…blue flashing lights in my apt window. A look down below reveals A real life COPS […]

Monday, September 20th, 2004

Okay. Here’s the dealie-o. You may already know by now that my REAL domain www.dayleeblog.com is down. That is because my domain expired and my life caved in and the ball and chain that is Twin City Federal has stripped me of my bankcard privileges just because of one silly overdraft so very long ago.
What’s […]

Saturday, June 7th, 2003

Kiddies—If you have a good website and don’t want to lose exposure, watch what you say! Anything blue or words just a tad worse than ‘crap’ or ‘booby’, will get you a smartass email from the big brothers at BlogSnob! Check it…I got this crazy message from them the other day:

To: bbojojo99 AT yahoo DOT […]