BJ Woods

Friday, July 25th, 2008

I had a fellow tell me how nice I smelled, while at an event the other evening. Then later on I was chatting with a nice young lady I know who said the same thing. I didn’t have the heart to tell either of them it was Febreeze.

(I smoke, so before I leave the house […]

Friday, July 18th, 2008

I’m going to get one of these shirts! Heck yeah!

Sponsor a vegetarian today.

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008

That’s right. You heard it here first, folks! I have been using SimonDelivers.com since March of this year, ever since I moved 3 blocks out of St. Paul and into the suburban utopia that is Maplewood. I ordered about once per month up until June, when finances got pretty tight…

Using the service to have my groceries […]

Monday, July 14th, 2008

I think this cartooonist knows me. Or it’s a scary coincidence… Take a type A personality, combine it with some sarcasm and “know-it-all-ism” and you have these…

*click to enlarge

Tuesday, July 8th, 2008

I’m so not careful and very clumsy. Heidi’s post yesterday reminded me of this. I’ve ruined my legs, and sprained my ankles and wrists (yes, as an ADULT!) enough times to know better. But then as you may or may not recall, I went and took an even more fabulous fall than she did!

I’m […]

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006

The New York Times published a list of what it bills as the Conservative Top 50 songs …or are they? I have a hard time believing anything Bob Dylan ever wrote would be… yet one of his works appears in the list.
Dixie Chick Not Sorry Anymore at least she was, at one time. […]

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006

Why are people surprised when I tell them that I don’t want to see this fillum? Variety talks about the reception its getting worldwide

On one hand, you have this movie based on a book which, had the author put it out there as a fictional sort of ‘fantasy’ well then perhaps it would be more […]

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006

I can’t decide if it’s yet another scare tactic or something to not worry about. Dateline NBC’s website has a report on E.coli bacteria found in bagged lettuce. 3 different people in Minnesota contracted E.coli and were gravely ill, after having eaten lettuce from a bag!
Well if this isn’t proof positive that people […]

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006

When you are having no fun. I do believe I’m suffering from some burnout. I have worked an average of 14-18 hours a day, (with the exception of a day or two off every month) for the last 16 months and I feel like I need a long nap!

Meanwhile, I got a cute comment earlier […]

Sunday, May 21st, 2006

Carnival of the Insanities is up, at Dr. Sanity. Go and check it out. Literature Carnival 12, hosted at Much Madness is Divinest Sense is up, as of Saturday. and Carnival of the Stars went up on Saturday, too, at Don Surber’s blog.

Enjoy!

Saturday, May 25th, 2002

Just throwing in a couple of cool links and then I’m off the rest of the holiday weekend. Have a good one!
Oh jeez, I missed No Pants Day again! I’m sure my fiancee would be all for that kind of day…er–scratch that. He’d like a No Pants Year, starring me. I’m not […]

Thursday, May 23rd, 2002

Okay Now I’m BoredAll you’s sweet lil’ preteen Britney Spears fans go to beddy-bye before you read any further. Might give you nightmares. Don’t want that.
I was hanging out over at Kung Foo for a bit and now I’m just about ready to go to bed. But not before I post another […]

Thursday, May 23rd, 2002

Entertainment BitsHere’s where I yammer about some recent happenings in the media. Why do I feel like I have to explain myself? Ugh. I’m a dork. Deal.
Look What I Can Do!Unlike alot of people, I didn’t pay much attention to magician David Blaine’s recent ‘trick’, he called Vertigo. Whatever. Big […]

Thursday, May 23rd, 2002

The 80’s are back, and in a big way. In music, in fashion, in movies and other stuff. Take a look around you. You can’t miss it. I posted some great 80’s links for your pleasure (but mostly mine, heh heh): Test your knowledge on the ‘Me’ decade

Take “The 80’s Are Back […]

Thursday, May 23rd, 2002

Okay, so Rosie O’Donnell is doneThen why the *$$&# is the show still on ?? Did I tell you that I once had a dream about that show? I did. But rather than go into it here, I’ve filed it over here, with my other stories about celebrity dreams. Yes, I […]

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2003

From the “Geez, Aren’t You Dead Yet?” dept:
CNN blamed ‘human error’ for accidentally displaying a ‘mock-up’ layout of obituaries for several, still-alive famous people on their website Thursday. They had put that page up with the intentions of it being available only iinternally. Whoops! Figures. Stupid crescent news network. [full story]

Saturday, April 19th, 2003

At 7:40 this morning I was awaken by the ring of our phone. I did not go to bed until 4am last night so I was tired, tempted to let it go unanswered. I caved. Picked it up, mumbled something close to “Myeahh.”

It was for whomever used to have this phone number. (fuck, I hate it […]

Saturday, April 19th, 2003

I just took a crapload of online quizzes, just to see what kind of crappy pictures the results would give me, seeing as I don’t decorate my blog much with sparkly doodads and whatnot. I’m so lazy and cheap! On with it.

1st quiz was a quasi-professional looking psycho analysis of some kind. I took it. It […]

Sunday, April 13th, 2003

Michael Moore is an a-hole. He’s nothing but a dimestore documentarian disguised as a ‘good guy amateur journalist’ who’s just saying what he thinks has to be said.
Unfortunately, so many people who might otherwise have gotten to know better, ate up things he does which converted an entire mob into a leftist orgy that […]

Wednesday, April 9th, 2003

Check it out folks, there’s some bathroom reading for ya: News about the recent Peacenik Poop Parade
Whoa…poop everywhere!

Excellent post here by a guest blogger over at A Hollywood Republican…

When did we stop going around wishing people a “Merry Christmas!”?

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Thursday, November 23rd, 2006

Of course I like the classics. “It’s A Wonderful Life”, and Dickens’ “A Christmas Carol” too! But my fave version is where George C. Scott plays Scrooge.
But I decided to give a modern guide on must-see Christmas movies. It should be noted that I’m a total snob about movies…so you can […]

Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006

Tom Cruise stands on a stack of L. Ron Hubbard’s “Dianetics” to pose with his new bride. Sound ridiculous? Hello?! How else can you explain these two getting a perfect cheek-to-cheek

wedding photo?

Ah, romance. Love. Things that make the world go ’round.
Or that which causes one to stoop so low (pun intended!) as to promise holy matrimony to such […]

Sunday, November 19th, 2006

On my 21st birthday, two of my friends took me out to what was then called “Glam Slam”. This was back in the mid 90’s. Since about 2000 or so, it’s been called the Quest nightclub (OK I think I just dated myself there).
I was told when I got there, that I would be getting […]

Friday, November 3rd, 2006

Weird Al Yankovic does the 60’s-70’s

“Hot Rocks Polka”

Friday, November 3rd, 2006

Thursday, October 24th, 2002

Happy belated 3rd Birthday to my blog!

Okay, so that’s not my cake. Or my dog. But it was the best I could do. Besides, I didn’t get paid til today, and this was all I could afford.
So anyway…Like I was saying, happy belated birthday to my beloved blog, seems like only yesterday […]

Tuesday, October 8th, 2002

Uff da. Why am I so exhausted today? I know I went to bed about midnight and didn’t sleep very well but that’s nothing new. Today after only being at the Work Force center for a few minutes, I started to get really sleepy. Yesterday after I got off work I […]

Sunday, October 6th, 2002

Well, Thursday ended up better than it began. After work Mom said she might not go to the lake until tomorrow. Which meant we couldn’t be alone and James couldn’t stay the night (UGH, I hate that)! Anyway so we decided to go out and I run some errands and then went […]

Sunday, October 6th, 2002

I need to hurry up and get out of this house. My PC is hooked up in my room but with no internet connection. So I use mom’s. Once she saw me nodding off in front of PC (who of you hasn’t done this?) and so now every time she walks past […]

Friday, October 4th, 2002

Blurry bloody damned job interviews. Hate them. Want them to be concrete things, so could pick them up and toss, e.g. garbage, into someone’s face. Can’t understand why i pretended to be so cheery about this one in particular. Was likely hopeful about being back in posh, pleasant environment, full of […]

Sunday, September 7th, 2008

WordPress kept bugging me to upgrade to the latest version.

Saturday, September 6th, 2008

I’m completely amazed at this woman. Her confidence and “Can-do” attitude PLUS all she does as a mother, homemaker, sportswoman, and governor of her state make her the ultimate “package” and proof that anyone can do anything they put their mind to.
As for her level of experience? Can’t say that I think she lacks any. […]

Friday, September 5th, 2008

You CAN’T deny that this was one rebel-rouser of a speech Tuesday night. And if you can, you need to be grabbed “by the scruff of the neck and shaken up!”

You know what I meant. So I’m a little backwards. Deal. Just a little update on the home front…

After my last post about my living situation, I was able to get my mom to help…after much yelling and swearing from her end, about how I’m “a grownup and this is not my problem, […]

Tuesday, March 7th, 2006

Baseball League Hall of Famer Kirby Puckett has died at 45.
I remember fondly as a young teenager when the Twins first got Kirby on the team. He made it exciting to watch, with his wall-scaling in the outfield to stop a home run from the other team. Although he was serious about the […]