BJ Woods

Wednesday, October 29th, 2003

Last night I figured out why my tummy hurt so much. This occurred to me after I emerged–oddly triumphant–from the bathroom, the herbalife-wannabe diet supplement stuff I’ve been taking has had a constipating effect on me. More than anyone needed to know, I’m sure.
I just got over a nasty cold and although James has boosted […]

Monday, October 27th, 2003

You are Bender. (Judd Nelson) You’re the rebel of the group who likes to make fun of everyone else. Which Breakfast Club Character are you? brought to you by Quizilla

OH–and um–if you are younger than 24 you have NO BUSINESS liking, enjoying, talking about or posting about ‘The Breakfast Club’, ‘Less Than Zero’, ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’ or […]

Sunday, October 26th, 2003

That’s helpful in the money department. For anyone who’s wondering if I’ve dumped James and run off to live elsewhere, well I thought about if for a few days, talked to friends about it and honestly here is the situation:

I have no money to be able to just up and leave, I can’t afford to make […]

Friday, October 24th, 2003

Another night with the Idiot Box…
Tonight after a while I got up from doing some work and decided to take a break and put in some couch/boob toob time. I totally had the munchies, so I went looking for the potato chips I bought the other day. Imagine my dismay to find a rolled […]

Saturday, October 18th, 2003

After all that has been going on: I still haven’t found a permanent job (even though I am determined not to work full time for long and eventually have my home business be my income) but I need one to stablize my income and save to build capital.

I am drifting farther from my mother, who seems […]

Friday, December 23rd, 2005

If you are someone who is treating cancer or know someone who is, alert them and yourselves by reading the following: Stay away from the following information touted as genuine medicine for treating cancer: Anything with the official name of “Flu-Fighter Laboratories” or “Cancer Cure” as a website title or any website

selling any product called “Cancer Control

Monday, December 19th, 2005

I know this is sooo late of me…. but I couldn’t resist chiming in on it.
“Fed up with being endlessly told ‘the American people’ have turned against the war in Iraq, Republicans asked the Democrats to show what they had in their hand and vote on a resolution to withdraw the troops. By a vote […]

Monday, December 19th, 2005

Have you ever checked this site out…. http://www.tardcore.com/
I was like WTF?? And there was this chick on there who had linked to her high school seniors pics gallery and I was perusing it and thought, “OK my mom would hella NEVER let me take seniorr pics like that back in the day…cleavage galore!” Some of […]

Saturday, December 3rd, 2005

Tonight I joined a group of my fellow Jaycee’s club members, for an evening of Christmas cookie-baking and drinks at the home of another member. I didn’t have any dinner before I went and of course I got a bit tipsy after having downed a Tom & Jerry and at least 2 mugs of hot […]

Monday, April 29th, 2002

Ooh, ooh! I also forgot to tell you–Uffish Thoughts is where I found a link to Mr. T doing his neato butter booby trick. Yay! What a treasure…and I thought I’d seen every bit of his work!
If you idolize Mr. T like I do, then you ought to get yourself acquainted with […]

Sunday, April 28th, 2002

You can count on the excitement being just as feverish as last year. The eXile has been presenting “Golden Hairy Ass” awards to the best, the worst, and the hairiest of things-Russian. The awards came to be as a result of the eXile staff having hairy asses, and some silly soul noted that. […]

Sunday, April 28th, 2002

Why Do Porn Actors Have To Use Such Foul Language?
Maggie Lehman, a fine source of editorial commentary over at The Onion, once again proves herself correct. She points out “Like many people, I enjoy pornographic movies.” but she’s got an issue with bad language. “Thankfully, my husband Marv fast-forwards through the plot so […]

Monday, April 22nd, 2002

…of Communication Between Men Any man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances: a. When a heroic dog dies to save it’s master

b. The moment […]

Monday, April 22nd, 2002

Friends, I’ve long wanted to be able to provide useful advice to the young people today, with regards to their ever-fruitful social lives, to help guide them along whatever paths in life they choose. I’ve got some solutions for most red-blooded men and women. If you posess at least half a brain, […]

Tuesday, March 27th, 2001

This term for one who is punished for the misdeeds of others is the result of a mistranslation. The term was coined in 1530 by William Tyndale, who misread the Hebrew word azazel, a wild demon from the desert in the Old Testament to whom the scapegoat was driven forth. It is also mentioned as […]

Saturday, March 24th, 2001

This is the dawning of the age of the “Am I [insert anything here] or not?” web site
And I’ll be damned if I am going to let it pass us all by, without commenting on it. I think it’s a crying shame that some of the sites below (the ones that are LAME) went out […]

Thursday, March 22nd, 2001

MSN’s Guide to the Academy Awards Does anybody REALLY even care this year? I don’t.OMIGOD, I don’t know, like, what to say!I am so blonde and silly and 19 and gosh, when I get on the phone with my boyfriend (he’s ever so dreamyyy) I just want him to talk about how cute I am […]

Monday, March 19th, 2001

Now I’ve seen everything.I thought foot fetishes were a strange thing. There are actually people who fantasize about being crushed, eaten alive, and being at the mercy of a giant person. Let’s not forget about those who are into balloons and having food thrown or spilled on them. Very strange. I could go on all […]

Sunday, March 18th, 2001

Why the XFL sucks
Jesse “the Body” or Jesse “the Governor”?Speaking of vile things, I have found Minnesota Public Radio’s The Body’s Politics: The Ventura Collection a very useful and even humorous tool in my ever-so recent attempt at getting to the core of our Governor. I still haven’t really figured him out yet. Maybe you […]

Sunday, October 29th, 2000

Have dinner, I suppose!
Boy, being on The Food Shelf Diet is Mmm-mmm good! Mushy mac & cheese. Tonight I learned you should never overcook macaroni noodles. What a way to top off a non-eventful, ho-hum weekend. I’m sitting here searching the web for PT work for the millionth time. I need to make more money […]

Thursday, October 26th, 2000

…and getting caught in dusty apartments with rock bands
Last night I had a very strange dream. I was sitting in a cramped, slightly run down second floor apartment somewhere and was having a conversation with Matchbox 20’s Rob Thomas. Weird. turns out it was his place. Who knows when THIS was, I’m sure, […]

Monday, October 23rd, 2000

Back off of vacation but feeling a bit windblown and blistered, not to mention anxious and weary at the same time. It’s late so I know I need to go to bed but I am not all that tired. Let’s see if I can post this dang thing correctly. Manila weblogs.com has gotten me […]

Tuesday, October 17th, 2000

Yes, I know it’s been forever since I’ve updated. Don’t even get me started. Let’s just say that I’ve been busy doing lots of nothing.
I was sitting here on Sunday night at 9:20 pm feeling terribly lucky not to have to go to work tomorrow. I am on a week’s vacation. […]

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Shipping is free, takes about 2 days and comes in a very clean, well-packed box.

Most of the stuff I buy from the site costs less or about the same as Target, plus I don’t have to travel to the store, spend all kinds of time shopping, and then sitting in line!

I stole this banner from their web site so that you can click on it to check it out. When you sign up, you get $10 off your first order of $50 or more.

I can’t help but say good things about Alice.com because they have saved me a TON of time and it’s just plain fun to shop there. And you know how much I fucking HATE to go shopping!

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Wednesday, February 25th, 2009

Smart Girl Politics is proud to be a co-sponsor of the Nationwide Chicago Tea Party. Online conservative activists have rallied to CNBC’s Rick Santelli’s call earlier this week, backed by mortgage traders, for a “Nationwide Chicago Tea Party” to protest the Obama

Administration’s bailout plan.

Sunday, February 22nd, 2009

It’s been almost a month since I posted anything.  I KNOW!  So stop with the nagging, already! I’m very busy and important.  And possibly dying. Because, you know… I’ve spent about 30 hours/day the last couple of weeks trying to get a newsletter published.  It’s kind of a big deal. That, plus I’m PMS-ing.

Then there’s these 2 web sites […]

Wednesday, November 30th, 2005

People always ask me where I got the nickname ‘BJ’.
Well, first off, my folks wanted a million kids, their firstborn–they wanted badly–to be a son. My dad, who was an orphan, was named ‘William’ before he got adopted by a foster family. I don’t know why they renamed him but he wound up being called […]

Wednesday, November 30th, 2005

You guys have been asking where I’ve been, if I’m really back, etc. Well I’ve been busy.

I’ve been working for the last 2 months trying to get a new division of my company (B. Woods Design–not new, that’s my company) launched. It’s not a new concept but it is a website in a box thingie…still rough […]

Monday, September 30th, 2002

Yesterday I got to babysit the boy. The nephew. The blond, blue-eyed towheaded thing that lives downstairs. All of seven and so grown-up. Shyeah, right. Sat him down to homemade banana-chocolate chip pancakes for lunch. “Do you want some milk?” I ask him. “Yep. I mean, yes, please.” says he, grinning goofily.

As I’m pouring him […]

Friday, September 13th, 2002

Well, lots has happened. After over a year of me being jobless and every two months or so being late with the rent, I had finally been asked to move out of my apartment. Not an eviction, no legal action, just a ‘get out now before I kick you out’ type of thing. […]

Thursday, September 12th, 2002

James was in the hospital again this morning. It’s the 3rd time in six months. Turns out all the pain he’s been having was indeed a gallstone. Jesus. Not only did they find this out via an ultra sound test, they were supposed to have done an ultra sound test the […]

Monday, May 28th, 2001

Sunday I went to a barbeque at my friend’s house in Woodbury. She and her folks, brother and sister were all there and she had invited a friend who had worked with her a few years back.
We got to enjoy the weather and each other, especially when we were cracking on one another. […]

Sunday, May 27th, 2001

My dreams about random things are getting getting less frequent and less vivid. That includes the ones I have about famous people.
For example, Thursday night I dreamed that Prince died. I was in his hospital room and he was just lying there looking awful. That was about the extent of the dream, so […]

Sunday, May 27th, 2001

I slept in until about eleven. I really didn’t go to bed until very late the night before, so I didn’t feel guilty about it. Plus it’s Saturday, so what did I care?
Well I should have. This was the day I had been living in near-fear and slight dread about for some […]

Friday, May 25th, 2001

A friend from work had invited me over to hang out with her tonight and see what we could do for fun. On the drive over to her place, we bitched about work (yay…someone to bitch about work with!)

When I got there I spied a bookshelf holding a collection of all the great teen-angst movies from […]

Sunday, May 20th, 2001

“…well, maybe a little tongue, not porno tongue…church tongue.” -The Wedding Singer. Today I’m feeling a bit better. Just a bit though. Friday I stayed home from work again and my boss called at 1.

I was online reading email and the answering machine got it. Anyway she was “…just calling to find out how you’re doing, you […]