Got ski pants? Worked four hours today. Home again, home again, jiggity jog. As for exercise, I am getting plenty more than usual, with this winter weather. I don’t think people realize that although it’s a kind gesture to shovel the sidewalk, it should be a COMPLETED job. See, when the shoveler hasn’t bothered to clear a path, from the end of the walk to the street, it’s a bit frustrating for those of us pedestrians, to have walked all along the length of it, sometimes a block or two, only to find ourselves trapped in the GOD DAMNED SIDEWALK!! Snowbanks as high as your waist, on all three sides. Giganti-mungus. You could try to plow through one of them, with your legs… Got your ski pants on? Um, no…you’re going to work, not to the slopes! Another thing to try would be to back up, get a running start and try to hurdle the sucker, but that would be a feat that not even an accomplished Olympian
would attempt. Ahh, Minnesota winters…
okay, getting to business:
Justin Timberlake – “It’s NOT gonna be ME!”awwww…methinks someone is too STRESSED OUT from touring!!! The snotty-nosed punk NSYNC member is getting a lawsuit filed against him by a 15-year old (are you shocked) for (*gasp!*) harassing her! Actually, that is just the word that the young lady used to describe the incident. The charges are false imprisonment and intentional infliction of emotional distress. My money’s on NSYNC’s lawyers settling it out of court.
[full story
here -b]
You know you’re trailer trash
when… If you have to go and see this this list to make double sure, then you must be…LOL
Angelfire has the FUNNIEST ‘site not found’ error page!
Check it out.
(that link is fake, by the way. It works for this trick though,
so, mission accomplished) Some examples include:
“The page you are looking for is only viewable by Jimmy Hoffa, Amelia
Earhart, Jim Morrison, Elvis and Howard Hughes…”
“Some folks can see dead people
-can you see dead pages?”
“We sent this page to NASA for testing.”
“It looks like the typing class your
cat is taking is not 100% successful.
More goofy searches
(how this works = these people go looking for random stuff and somehow end up at my site. I find them and post them):
I guess someone had gotten sick of only finding blogs by teeny-boppers!this does not come as a surprise to me.
Mars 2112
Restaurant in New York CityHaven’t been there…yet.
What lots of young girls wanted for Christmas this year…
It’s Fatney Spears!
Warp me baby, one more time!
Insecure little 13 year olds need not fret anymore about society’s obsession with body image! Now you too can warp up Britney’s nose, eyes, face, butt, etc., to make yourselves feel better and whatnot! Go to
this page to try it out.
Check out the latest in Christmas carols
memorize the lyrics for next year…
Joke of the week A little girl was playing in the garden when she spotted two spiders mating.
Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?” she asked.
“They’re mating,” her father replied.
What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?” she asked.
“That’s a daddy longlegs.” her father answered.
“So, the other one is a mommy longlegs?” the little girl asked.
“No,” her father replied. “Both of them are daddy longlegs,”
The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stamped
them flat. “Well, we’re not having THAT sort of shit in our garden.”
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Honk if you love CHEE-TOS!
Guess what?!
.:day lee:.
has been awarded ‘Site of the Week’ by About.com!
Whoo hoo for me.
Yup. They even interviewed me and here is the tell-all.
I am too tired to celebrate, however…I worked 14 hours today, between jobs one and two, got downtown and missed my layover bus. So I stopped in to Gallivan’s, for a beer since the next one was not due for an hour. Turned out to be three beers. Take me drunk I’m home now.
More later, I promise.
(o:
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This time last year.
everybody Wang Chung tonight
Just for fun…let’s say it’s still Christmas. Which makes it perfectly legit that I post these holiday treats just for your viewing pleasure.
!so so so festive!
Special Seasons Greetings sites
Doesn’t anyone miss Calvin & Hobbes? I’ve got just your cure. My good ‘ol Aussie pal grrrl just sent these cartoons to me that she collected, the theme is ‘snowmen’.
Playin’ reindeer games… check out another really cute holiday cartoon page, featuring cartoons from Mikey’s cards, thanks Mikey.
Top 15 Reasons For Being Fired From Toys ‘R’ Us: 15. A little too much joie de vivre while demonstrating the erector set, if you know
what I mean.
14. Every time you’re passed over for a promotion, you stick your head in an Easy
Bake Oven and threaten to “end it all.”
13. You got caught adding a garage to your
house, using embezzled Lego bricks.
12. Numerous parental complaints about your “Tickle Me Carl The Stockboy” display.
11. You went overboard with your GI Joe Militia display by adding the
Tonka truck full of fertilizer.
10. Cross-dressing the Ken and Barbie dolls and telling kids they’re the new “Jerry Springer”
edition.
9. The “My Little Taxidermy Kit” (with starter
squirrel) is not selling.
8. Impromptu demonstrations of why Malibu Ken
is not anatomically correct.
7. Got caught doing your Dolly Parton impression
with basketballs again.
6. Source of reefer smoke finally traced
to “nostrils” of Geoffrey the Giraffe.
5. Jaws of life needed to pull your knees out of your chest after you jackknifed a Big Wheel in
aisle seven.
4. Caught hocking phlegm into tykes’ hands and
telling them it was “homemade Gack.”
3. Your sales display, “Barbie’s Struggle for Survival in Post-Nuclear Holocaust Malibu”
was not exactly an overwhelming success.
2. Too many reports from people who swear they
saw Geoffrey the Giraffe in a leather bar.
…and the Number 1 Reason For Being Fired From Toys ‘R’ Us…
1. Regardless of the question, you answer, “Bite me, kid–I’m on break.”
industry nuz!
5-Finger Severance Dot com continues to lay off workers, so ex-employees pull revenge theft stunts.
[full story here -b].
Hackers crackin’ Eggheads
Super software retailer says a hacker accessed its computer systems, possibly exposing millions of credit card numbers.
[full story here. -b]
Microsoft Awaits New Brand of Justice Department
Ha ha, ha! MicroFluff was way too happy, once the new president was announced, but now that George Dubya has Sen. Ashcroft to head the DOJ, it seems like the party’s ooover!
[full story here. -b]
Napster in court, STILL
Version suck and blow? (rhymes with something point ‘oh’) to come out, supposedly making mp3 searches easier, even though case still stuck in a court time warp from hell.
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The latest findings are in: Far be it known that I never wonder where my visitors are coming from. So naturally, I put up a stat reader/counter thingie. I go check out the reading every now and then, to make sure everything is on the up and up. Sometimes it’s just the regular visitors, keeping abreast on my day to day lee stuff, but sometimes it’s weirdos who come a-callin’. So here, I’ve compiled a list of all the different links that show just what people go lookin’ for and sometimes, whether they like it or not, they wind up at my site.
temp agencies in Minneapolis
guess you could say that since I’ve been to lots of those, this is a very valid search result and should ranked higher than others!
someone searching for cumshots at weblogs.com
no comment.
twisted ankle journal-hike
(? – never been on one of those before)
wife fuck photo iso
I’m not too sure I want to know what this is all about…
burning man pics
Sorry, I’ve never been to Burning Man and I don’t really recall talking about it. I know some people who have but that’s beside the point.
darts funny picturesmust be a new extreme sport? I’ve got funny pictures and I’ve played darts but I’m not altogether sure if this person was looking for funny pictures of darts or for darts in funny pictures.
searching for a street prostitute?
I guess you can find one at this site…god knows where, but .:day lee:. came up as item number 2.
For those of you who are really into strange searches, try going to Disturbing Search Requests and have a hey day.
Well kiddies, that’s it for tonight…I wanted to do a briefing but to be honest, I’ve been loving my new job and also was very busy this holiday weekend. Plus nothing very newsworthy (IMHO) has crossed my desk in the last five days except that Billy Barty died this weekend and so did Victor Borge. I loved Victor’s performances when I was a kid and as an adult. He will be missed by many.
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Normally some things in life bring us through emotional rollercoasters.
For me it was this weekend, in particular. I laughed my ass off all Thursday night, and after work I was home just long enough to get the mail and go to bed. On Friday night I got home in time for a bite to eat and then I accompanied my sis and her hubby to the mall, which of course was crowded (god help me–I hate malls AND crowds) The only nice thing about Christmas shopping at the mall is being able to get all the stuff I need from the toy store, B. Dalton, Dayton’s, Sam Goody, Sears, Bath & Body something-or-other all under one roof and in two hours.
Upon my arrival home, I was invited over to a friend’s house for an inpromptu gathering, which consisted of jello shots, exchanging gifts and general merriment that turned into just plain silliness. You see, my friend had made buddy-buddy with the guy that runs the sushi bar downstairs from her place and invited him and his friend up for a visit, so then there were five of us including them. For some reason we ended up tossing down the last of the Budweiser that was in the fridge and then after some good old getting to know you b.s. we played a short but rousing game of charades which had (scarily) morphed into this freaky “Hey, name a movie so some of us can act out a part of it and then you hafta decide who’s version was better” game, ha ha. The night ended with everybody crammed into the couch and loveseat, my friends watching a rented copy of ‘Scary Movie’ on video, and me falling asleep to it. So much for a review from moi.
Today I got up early and dashed off to job numbah two, where I put in a couple hours and received my last check before the holiday.
Now I think something’s wrong with me. I just sat through a chickflick on the Lifetime channel. I bawled. More than is expected of a slightly neurotic, distracted, busy, and otherwise normal, healthy woman of my age. Perhaps it’s nothing, probably just premenstrual, (I hope). ‘Cause these flicks are REALLY reaching, lemme tell you. The first one was that “Fools Rush In” from back in like, ’95 or something, the one with Matthew Perry and Salma Hyek. The other one is on now, that “Mrs Winterbourne” with Shirley Maclaine, Ricki Lake and Brendan Frasier.
I need to go to bed soon and tomorrow I am up early to wrap these damned gifts and try to figure out why my tree is only partially lit. I think there’s a bad bulb in there somewhere.
I’m out ’til later…
P.S. – Why on earth would someone buy this? who knows. who cares?
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Seafood Pizza this is an especially yummy alternative to just plain old shrimp cocktail, for your friggin’ holiday parties. Knock yourself out.
Ingredients: 2 pkg (8 ounces) refrigerated crescent roll dough 1/4 bunch green onions (chives) 1/2 to 1 whole ripe green pepper 1 pkg (4 ounces) cooked frozen salad shrimp, thawed in refrigerator 1 pkg (1/2 pound) imitation crablegs/pieces or Louis Kemp sea legs/pieces, thawed, cold 1 pkg (8 oz) cream cheese, still cold but slightly soft, don’t use the softened variety 1/2 bottle seafood cocktail sauce, the kind with ground horseradish in it (recommend Crosse & Blackwell)
Preheat oven to 375F.
Chop a couple stalks of green onion and 1 green pepper into coarse pieces and set aside (if you really want to, slice the peppers into pretty rings). Chop crap legs, if using pieces, they should be okay but chop into smaller pieces, if preferred, and set aside.
Open the tubes of crescent rolls, slap them together and form a ball. Flatten with your hands or roll out using pin, into a crust, into ungreased non-stick cookie sheet or jelly roll pan and bake for 14 mins. (only grease pan if using lower fat variety dough). Cool crust all the way, can’t be warm.
Spread thin layer of cream cheese onto crust. Top with thin spreading of cocktail sauce (the kind with the horseradish ground up in it is best). Top with veggies, then crabmeat and shrimp and cut pizza into 2″ squares (the bigger, the messier).
Feeding a crowd? Double everything. Best served immediately, or when toppings haven’t been sitting on crust too long, no more than an hour or two.
* tip: after rolling out crust, poke several times with a fork so it bakes a bit flatter. If you still end up with a puffy crust (it does fall a bit after it cools) you can still fix that: Using a long bread knife (smooth sharp blade, not the kind with the big serrations, like a bagel knife) and slice the crust like you would a cake into layers, into two crusts. This might work better. Flip them so as to use the baked surface as the bottom and the new surace (exposed, where the top was cut off) as your top, for the toppings.
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Happy Birthday to…
Leonard Maltin and Keith Richards!
Both celebrating their birthdays today, the movie reviewer is 50 and the Stones’ guitarist/biohazard/living dead turns 57, going on 80.
You’ve got crap
Get your Palm Read Online Still MORE unecessary BS sent to me in my way-too-lenient mailbox. Look! I know what you are thinking, “How can one read your palm online???” Take it from all of US here at IndexMan.Com… we are tripping out at the accuracy!
Try the FREE DEMO, if you aren’t convinced… nothing lost!
[BEWARE: this site requires a plug in…surprise, surprise. Now just what is that now, a program that asks you to place your hand on the screen? -b]
Do I stink or something?
Once again, I’ve been invited by the people at infobeat to try this damned pheremone product. I have no desire to, but if any of you have, let me know your results or feedback, if any. Thanks and hopefully this is the last of this offer.
Online Diet Help or Virtual Waste of Time?
This site will make you fill in a form that takes about 20 minutes and after all that you learn you have to PAY for the report it generates. FUN! Like we have nothing better to do.
We want more NASTY SANTA!
Go here for all the fun and foul language.
For South Park Fun and games …check out this cool Flash site which features a Cartoon maker. While it’s loading, play cartoon match up, brought you by intelligentX. Enjoy, and Merry f*@#ing christmas!
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So so so so so happy that I got a job. I can hardly go to bed, I’m so excited. Here is the URL of the company I’m going to work for: www.nonprofitsolutions.com.
Yeah, on Saturday, we made cookies! lots of them…Danish butter cookies, Mexican Wedding Cakes (sometimes called Russian Tea Cakes), Chocolate Chocolate Chip, Oatmeal Raisin, and Lemon cookies. YUM! I have waaay to many of them, sitting in ziploc bags in my kitchen. I will have to bring some in to work. That’ll get me on people’s good side, right off. Nuttin’ wrong with that (o:
One day…
I’ll sit back and recall to my grandchildren the story of the day I decided to become a spoofer of websites. I have only done a couple of funny sites, one about a cat I used to own and one about a phony toy, but none were as fun and exciting and just plain liberating as this one: It’s my version of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints site, now morphed into a fun (and mean) little Carson Daly tribute, thanks to my imagination. Enjoy it, tell me what you think.
nuz! updates will take place tomorrow. I promise. You’ll have to forgive me for lagging, SOMEONE at weblogs.com decided I wasn’t going to be allowed into my site for over 24 hours this weekend, so that put a damper on my huge plans for news. So so so sorry.
Have a good Monday, people. See ya tomorrow.
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Yes, Virginia, there IS a Santa Claus, because…
I GOT A JOB!
I GOT A JOB! “…and now I’m as happy as a leetle school gurrl!”
Also note the festive new graphic….I’m no artist but I’m hoping you like the hat.
I’ve got lots to yak about but no time. Right now I’m off to mom’s to help make Christmas cookies! more later, taters…
PARTIALLY UNEMPLOYED, DAY TWO
It’s a big one, kids!
Yes, boys and girls, JOB HUNTING…it’s not just for breakfast anymore. What a BIIIITCH! Oh, sweet, merciful mother of god, puhleeze help me get a freaking gig sometime
this century!
…btw, it should be known that although Monday was DAY ONE of my
stint as a partially unemployed! chick, and as of midnight Tuesday it is DAY THREE, the date I created this newsletter was DAY TWO, I just was too darned lazy to post it up until way after prime homepage flippin’ time. (midnight, central standard time to you).
Thus, still DAY TWO, and so it shall be!
awwwdangit! today for like, two hours, the weblogs’ server must’ve been down ’cause I couldn’t get to my site…dang dang dang! All’s better later though, well ok, I was paranoid for a minute there, LOL. Just making sure someone hasn’t hacked my site up… I mean, sometimes I have my cookies set and sometimes I don’t and my ‘so called’ friends come over here and uses my pc sometimes but I doubt they could have done anything, STILL…you
never know.
Hey, lookah what I found…somebody’s dirtyass mind took over and they went searching
for cumshots and my site came up! yikes…
Whoo hoo! I made #100 of the top 100 page reads at weblogs. Surely someone
out there loves me, even if it’s just a little bit.
AS SEEN ON tee vee!
Oooh! aren’t you dying for an EGGWAVE
under your tree this Christmas?!
Sheeeyaah.
I heart the Kids In The Hall! I love love love them, and now that I’ve been at home during the day alot more, I am smitten with the tv. At least for awhile. I really don’t DO that much
tv, really! Some folks have decided
that IT’S JUST NOT COOL and I need to be more plugged into the boob toob. I’ve been called
anti-tv, a commie, a loser…whatEVER. I got better stuff to do, thanks very much.
heyyy…now how’s this for slick? Get your mug plastered on a jimmy hat at
www.photocondom.com. Run! Finally a great gift
for your perverted man!
[Thanks to the brad for this
neat little linkydink–pun INTENDED -b]
Hey, Meathead! A site devoted to urging us all to remember, cherish, and celebrate the past, present, and future of
hats made of meat.
PS: If Meat Hats aren’t your thing, check out http://www.peta.com! My ratings
Originality: A+ = ‘Cause it’s kinda funny to
see people wearing meat on their heads and the fashion commentary is refreshing.
Effort: C-, Unfortunately this site’s publisher failed to change the page’s title, so now we all know which lame-ass web authoring program he used to create it
[probably in WYSIWYG, too, LOL -b]
The Chinese Love Calculator
Discover how compatible you and your partner really are, at
http://www.chineselovecalculator.com/
Imagining Lennon 20 Years Later The coolest of the cool. Turn down your nsync cd and check this shit out.
[full story here. -b]
Are You A Sex God/Goddess?
Who cares what YOU are, it says I am GODESS! The smoke clears to reveal that inside me is a divine being, the Goddess ATHENA. Everyone line up to experience my magic.
[test away, baby! right here. -b]
I’m outta here, folks…big plans to do laundry, run some errands, and working tomorrow. niteynite
bj
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PARTIALLY UNEMPLOYED, DAY ONE
Monday, Monday
What can I say? I’ve only just joined the awake world 5 hours ago and still feel asleep…
I decided not keep the appointment I had scheduled for today. I was supposed to visit that college I mentioned before, that I kinda sorta wanna attend. Then I called the cool nutty granola woman at that office in Uptown, where I had an interview last week. When the assistant answered, I took a second to express my undying keen interest in the gig, and hoped out loud for an answer as to whether I got the job. They told me that indeed I had not. Dang. Oh well guess I’ll live through it. Nothing new.
I also can’t decide, whether I should do school during the day and have a night job or stick w/FT days. I still have my PT job, which explains the silly title above.
I’ve made a pot of coffee and now I’v just GOT to get to the store and purchase a pack of cancer sticks before I jones out and fall on the floor. But first!
Fun sites of the day
Happywomenmagazine.com has tips just for you Job hunting gals and go-getters, you betcha. Also visit the main page to find oh-so-many more important features like: Holiday stress releiving ideas, in order to keep that happy smile pasted to your mug this season and all year round!
http://www.squirkle.com/ooze/ – fun word association game. I couldn’t resist hanging out there a bit last night, just for shits and giggles.
Angryman Campaign 2000 Those sick of this ongoing election can speak out online (I’m sure
this is like, the BILLIONTH site devoted to this topic) nonetheless, here is the link to yet another: http://www.angryman.com/
Mystery DateThis chick is fun! if you are really into old 40’s and 50’s girly
stuff like beauty magazines and home ec, run, don’t walk this fun to read mag…for the girlish
at heart, the single do-it-yourselfer type gals and all kinds of readers.
Gotta go jump in the shower now and venture out into this cold cold world (low temp of -10F today). Have to go to work too.
Later.
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10:54pm
saturday. already.
worked four hours. froze nearly to death on commute. got home. had big plans to haul out the fake tree and light it up, do Christmas cards. Instead I surfed and gafawwed at stupid websites. read the news, read some email. now I’m cold and hungry and lonesome so I’m gonna go curl up on the couch wit a samwich and a blanky and watch some dumbass saturday nite tv. Here’s some fun sites of the day:
You’re Damned If You Do, Damned If You Don’t Such torture…I nearly cried. You’ll be sorry you went and played this game…good distraction for stupid people though.
Rate just how friggin lovey dovey you are!
Romance test: Red Hot Lover or
or Ice Cold Loser? To find out, take this quiz, dammit! Are you more likely to whisper in your lover’s ear: “I like it when you nibble on my neck, baby…” or “yes, I paid the light bill!”
losers dot org
This site, I think most could probably do without. Lists annoying and/or stupid websites by ‘losers’ categorizes them as “Dorks, freaks, rednecks, trekkies, wannabes, punks, greenies…”
etc. Not my idea of fun, but g’head…
And in the “Hollywood Has-been” birthday corner
Guess what everybody? C. Thomas Howell is 33 today! yippee…where the hell is he now?
…back later, taters
11:48pm
Friday was my last day at my FT job.
how liberating it feels to finally be unattached to that conservative corporate palace, that cold pile of bricks…
haha. I just got back from my friends house, she lives in downtown in a converted warehouse, in the center of it is Sawatdee, a Thai/Japanese restaurant…they have a new sushi bar. we sat down and chugged a couple of those new Japanese beers… I think they’re called Sodoromo. It was in a friggin 22 ounce can, for pete’s sakes! so now I’m all feverish and buzzy.
nuz! (Thursday)
Madonna’s McWedding Madonna to get hitched in the Highlands
to Guy Ritchie of “Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels” fame on 12/22. Perhaps the next phase of Madonna’s personality
could involve the “Wife-Mother” theme.
Rest in Peace, Colonel Klink
“Hogan’s Heroes” star Werner Klemperer, age 80, lost his battle with cancer Wednesday at his home in New York. We’ll miss him.
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Hey all.
BBBBRRRRRRR! It got to a blistering and balmy 12 degrees in the Twin Cities today, and it’s only going to get better! Oooh, we’re expecting a high of 15 degrees on Wednesday…can’t wait! Tonight when I got home I turned up the oven to 450 degrees and stood in front of it like a bum would in front of a flaming 55 gallon garbage can in some New York City alley. I was warm and toasty…for a minute. It’s freezing in my apartment! i am gonna have to go get a 3M Window Insulator kit this week. Stopping at KMart on the way home is gonna be a drag, but it’ll pay off soon. Living in Minnesota is sort of like living in Siberia, only the people are nicer. Most of them, anyway.
This week is my last week at my full time job, since I am planning on attending college this spring. Rent and utilities are going to be a bitch if I can only work part time so now I am just pumping up my hours at the PT job and roommate-hunting. Such fun. Wanna live with me? I don’t have any pets, I’ve got cable, and a pullout sofa bed, so you’re all set. I DO snore though. People tell me it’s kind of a whimper/snort/wheeze combination. Dang. That’s gonna cost me a few prospects.
In the midst of all these reality bites, I have actually contemplated telecommuting. That’s right, working from home, just me and my ISP connection. One thing was clear to me, as I surfed along looking at job listing after job listing, and that was the fact that hey! I don’t have to look for a real job, I could simply go running to join the rest of the gang at About.com and be a guide, complete with my own page about the best sushi bars in Knoxville, or proclaim to be an expert on battlebots or even pedicures…I even get my own little doofy picture up in the corner! Right now some of the topics available seem exciting, but not exactly something I could tell folks I was a connoisseur of, like say, -4wheel drive/SUVs-Atlanta, GA-Banking: Canada-Curling-Current Events: India-Dairy Foods (Industry)-Hepatitis-Home Electronics in the U.K.-Jehovah’s Witnesses-Laboratory Supplies/Devices (Industry)-Memphis, TN-Men’s Health
Hey, guys! Is it THAT BAD finding a decent gal pal these days?
Apparently the people at realdoll.com think so. For ONLY $5,749.00, you too can have the girl of your dreams. “always ready & available … provides stress-free companionship.” and claims to be affordable–“less inexpensive than most alternatives” (what KIND of alternatives?!) are the company’s many self-praises. Well, guys, I’m a CHEAP date! Just last night I was completely contented just sitting on the couch with a bag of microwave popcorn and a re-run of some show on the history channel, for pete’s sake. Plus I’m cute, bubbly, have a brain, nice boobs, clear skin, big brown eyes and hell…I’m fun to be around, dammit!
[credit for my attention to the above goes to killyourtv.com -b]
Moving on–Here’s something to cheer up er, some people:
Success at any age:At age 4, success is…… not peeing your pants.At age 12, success is…… having friends.At age 20, success is…… having sex.At age 35, success is…… making good money.At age 60, success is…… having sex.At age 70, success is…… having friends.At age 80, success is…… not peeing your pants.
you’ve got crapstarting today, I will be taking the trash out. whatever dumb shit people send me in my email (spam, free this-N-thats), will get spread across the page, on a hopefully regular basis. enjoy.
Calling all trailer park-dwelling single moms: here’s your very own guide to making double-sure that guy you picked up at the bar the other night isn’t a crook: http://www.casebreakers.com gets you quick access to criminal records online, including:
-county and state criminal records-warrant searches
-state and federal prision searches
It’s fairly cheap, too, provided you skip out on a couple Sunday night bingos and the occasional bottle of Wild Turkey…
DYING to have the latest book by Rosie O’Donnell?
sure…aren’t we ALL?! well, if you fill out a questionaire, these guys will GIVE you one, for free. Like I’d pay for it!
Hold me, Sniff me, kiss me, thrill me, kill me
At http://www.thisproductworks.com, (which by the way, I think is the lamest domain name EVER for a commercial site) they are featuring Androstenone, a product supposedly guaranteed to attract the opposite sex. If nothing else, read the goofy testimonials. Here’s snippets of some:
-“This guy will get you chics!!!!!! He ROCKS! VERY GREAT PRODUCT! IT ACTUALLY WORKS! A+++”
-“Fast delivery, product as advertised. I bought 10 bottles ’cause I ran out already! thanks”
-“PHEROMONE STUFF WORKS!!!! I AM A BABE MAGNET NOW, AND ENJOY GETTING BLONDE CHICS!!!”
[aw, dang! *runs off to walgreens for a bottle of Clairol no. 37* -b]
-“THIS STUFF REALLY WORKS! GIRLS HAVE NO RESISTANCE!”
[oh, really? *makes sign of the cross with fingers* -b]
-“My menstrual cycle was so irregular that it required a serious hormonal treatment. But I could not continue the treatment since the medication damaged my liver and raised blood pressure to a dangerous level. Guess what, my cycle became regular for the first time in years after I started the wearing the pheromones.”
[uMkay, that’s just a little more than I needed to know -b]
Also, in my weekly email from http://intelligentX.com (which is actually a kinda o.k. site for news and entertainment) I got a message that today is Game show host Wink Martindale’s birthday!!!
[hoo. rah. I thought he was dead. This update says he turns 66 -b]
Surprise Clicks!!! (You-Never-Know?)
This Weeks Surprise Click
Last Weeks Surprise Click
^ Oh frig…this thing above is just LAME ^
…like you CAN’T read the link that shows up in your browser’s staus bar! This particular “special deal” came to me from indexman.com, so far my top contender for the lamest of the lame websites.
nuz? what’s nuz? I dunno, whatsnuz with you?
17 Executed in U.S. for Juvenile Crimes
NEW YORK (AP) – Total of 17 men executed in U.S. for crimes committed as juveniles, including four this year, according to the Justice Department.
[how messed up is this world? full story here -b]
Smashing pumpkins bid farewellCHICAGO (AP) – Debuting as a band 13 years ago, The Pumpkins bid farewell to their fans with four-hour collage of songs that have made them one of the most definitive bands of the past decade. The finale at the 1,100-person capacity Metro on Chicago’s North Side was one of the hottest tickets of the year…
[awww…buh byee Pumpkins! full story here -b]
Source: PepsiCo to buy Quaker OatsNEW YORK (AP) – PepsiCo Inc. has agreed to pay $13.4 billion in stock to acquire Quaker Oats Co., the maker of Gatorade and Major cereals, a source familiar with the negotiations said.
[great, now I hope Cap’n Crunch can replace the Pepsi girl on those damned TV commercials! full story here -b]
Harvard, Stanford to Enroll in E-LearningThe universities say they will jointly offer nondegree business courses on the Web, a move that likely will do for online education what Plato did for the Academy.
[dang, I was hoping to get a go for the online degree! full story here -b]
fun, fun, fun, for everyone
From old monuments to odd statues and landmarks, http://roadsideamerica.com is the roadtripper’s smorgasboard of eyecandy. It guides you through highways and byways to every dashboard distraction, some sure to beat out every strange thing you could ever conjure up from your memory as a kid going on family car trips. One thing I saw of note: a big boy convoy, of all things! Also, check out their site of the week.
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britney spears nude
go here
I’m sure that got your attention…I am still up but now I’m going to bed soon. just thought I’d post a couple more ditties for all to enjoy:
catch celebrity diaries online
You deserve a beak today
I know, I know, I know…everyone and their grandmother’s sister’s nephew’s babysitter has probably already seen this story, but for those of you who haven’t been reading people’s weblogs lately or have been living under a rock, here it is: woman finds chicken head in fast food meal
12/02/2000
11:17pm early to bed, my ass. I don’t feel so good just now. nothing new, though. I have been feeling crappy off and on, all day.
I put up a table that lists my fave weblogs. it monitors them for me, too. figuring out just exactly where to place the javascript, however, was another issue. for some reason it was hard to decide, but once I got it in I was pretty pleased, whoo hoo! probably the highlight of my day, and that’s the truth
egads!–the new SNL season sucks, hardcore. Why can’t Will Farrell fall off the face of the earth, already?! I miss Phil Hartman and lots of other people. Tracy Morgan is probably the only one on there this year that I like. I must be bored out of my skull right now if the best thing I can think of to talk about is SNL. shit.
I’m kinda pissed off tonight because people make me mad. sometimes my family makes me mad, too. I wonder where some people think they get off in this world, by getting away without returning simple things like affection or kindness and showing gratitude. is it just me, or are these things uncommon these days? hmmm.
8:57pm oh jesus. I’m back, but only because I needed to wake myself up a little bit. my nephew has blue marker all over his lips now. I should have had him put away the coloring stuff before I put the video tape in, ’cause we were sitting there watching the movie when I dozed off for a sec, to wake up and find him with the marker to his mouth. his mom’s gonna be pretty p-o’ed. haha, he’s kinda funny lookin’ now.
damn, this is funny. someone went searching for ‘street prostitute’ at lycos.com and the results that came up included my site. ha ha.
toodles for now…gonna put the boy to bed and go watch South Park.
7:44pm
such pain. I am bleeding to death.
I enjoy being a girl.
all month long.
early to bed tonight…I need to rest up a bit since I have to work tomorrow.
my nephew is over here, I’m babysitting him for the night. right now we’re coloring with markers then we’re going to watch Walt Disney’s Cinderella videotape. I’ll be back later.
in the meantime, here’s something pretty to look at: http://www.unamerican.com
buhh byee
bj
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let us:
observe what AIDS is doing to this world.
educate ourselves and those around us.
remember those we have lost.
and respect all those we live among that are affected somehow with AIDS/HIV.
Today is World AIDS Day
So I have no personal entry.
I am using this day to observe all the important things about AIDS/HIV that we all take for granted. To keep educating myself on how important an issue this is. How close to home it needs to come to all of us, no matter how far away we really THINK it is. I ask that you do the same, in remembrance of ALL those we have lost, all around the world:
black and white
male and female American, Latin, Mexican, Cuban, European, Asian.
gay and straight
friends and lovers, mothers and fathers sisters and brothers, sons and daughters
HUMANS.
fellow children of God.
people you knew and loved…
through this epidemic, ALONE.
Thank you for your time and for respecting my thoughts today. Please take a moment to visit one of the links below, to support AIDS/HIV causes or to learn more and help others learn as well. World AIDS Day is having its 13th Anniversary this year and the theme is “AIDS: Men Make A Difference”
I’ll be back tomorrow.
http://www.worldaidsday.org – Official site of World AIDS Day
http://www.bradlands.com/dww – A Day Without Weblogs
http://www.actis.org – AIDS Clinical Trials Information Service (ACTIS)- privately and federally funded clinical trials for persons with AIDS/HIV Infection
http://planetq.com/aidsvl – The World-Wide Web Virtual Library: A comprehensive directory of conferences and symposia, health care topics, statistical reports, organizations and periodicals related to AIDS and HIV.
http://www.aidskids.org – Services for children infected and affected by AIDS. Kids can chat online and get support, and adults can read about becoming an adoptive parent.
www.avert.org
News about World AIDS Day and links to resources, for people in need of help and those wanting to help.
www.pedrozamora.org
Non-profit named for the late MTV Real World: San Francisco cast member who lived day to day striving to raise AIDS awareness and education. Read a profile of Pedro and his legacy. …please don’t forget to
observe. educate. remember. respect.
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note: my creating this page would not have been possible without thanking the following people:
the brad, for inspiring all us bloggers to do DWW this year.
Mom, for instilling in me: love and respect for ALL others and helping me to have an open, unbiased, life-loving heart and mind.
Pedro, for making America fall in love with you, and Sean, for making the two of you into our favorite male couple since Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau.
and too, too many others
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