OK my most annoying blogs list has entertained & delighted many and seemingly pinched the nerves of a few. However I shall press on happily, blogging about freely as though nothing ever happened…
Screw that. I’m going to say a few things…
While I never intended to go and find one of the items on my list to identify with (I suppose I coulda…) lots of others did (cool) but some that did, I wasn’t saying something was wrong with them if they identified with any of the types of blogs that are annoying, I don’t want to be a Bad Guy. But if you did…Hey! You DIDN’T HAVE to be so honest and self-depricating… you could have played it off by stuffing any telltale entries under the rug, thereby fooling many web surfers since lots of them don’t read more than a few posts at a time (many handfuls of blog readers have admitted this to me). Heck. That’s what I would’ve done.
While I see many of the comments as most likely gentle, subtle taunts, to see which Annoying Blog/Blogger I shall identify most with, maybe I didn’t wanna!
What if I told you I felt like my blog was a little bit of each of those types? What would you say? Would you call me a hypocrite?
Would you call me and say, “Hello pot, this is the kettle. You’re black!!”?
Well, okay. But that was not the idea behind the post. It was just well, cathartic, fun and meant to be lighthearted. But, if you insist…
I can be a Stalker-type Blogger
Holly says she’s ashamed to admit she is from Minnesota like I am! Is it embarassing? Dat’s okay. Yah. Shoor. You betch-yah. Haay, howssyer cussin Olie? Didyah ketch enny fish in dat derr lake? Yah. Gimmee-yah Pabst Blue Ribbon derr, wooj yah?. Yahhh. I’m goooin to da Vellss Farko ta see abote a boaat lone. Yah. Am I EMBARASSING YOU YET? Huh Holly?
Or I could be a bit of The Gossip Hound
Holly said she wonders why Basil and Harvey even noticed my blog post. I dunno! You tell me.
Others follow suit saying things like “Who does this blogger think she is?”
Uhm. I’m me. Nice ta meetcha! Howdydo?
Then she posts her own list. That’s cool, glad I could inspire you. I can accept that, but don’t go calling me a loser. That’s just playin’ dirty. Only my momma can do that.
And I could play the Friday Night Fights Blogger
Where is the reasoning behind saying “# 3 – Blogs written by bloggers who believe 1000 links is a necessary ingredient to a good blog”. Actually I don’t ever recall stating that, nor do I believe it. So if you’ve gleaned that on your own, oh well. Welcome to Super Happy Imagination Land Playing, to you! OK that sounded like a Japanese cartoon. Did I already mention I was a link whore?
In all the years I’ve been blogging (6, if you want to know), I NEVER ever told anyone that my blog was good.
Shit.
This is my tiny, insignificant, pile of shit, little crappy corner of the web, full of words and nonsense and BS and wonderment and dreams and rants and whatnot. It’s my most prized utter waste of lots of time, but happens to be tons of fun and therapy for ME.
If no one reads it then fine.
It’s mine. Not yours.
If you like it, cool beans.
If you don’t, awesome. If it seems to be too much torture to read a few entries, go click on one of my “1000 links”.
I half expected some to get sensitive about it but this Holly person has some kind of personal vendeta against me, and yet I don’t know her from Adam. Oh well.
Although my blog is fairly old, I‘ve only recently been trying to sort of revive it, though I do have a life (hence the off, then on, then off, then on-again entries Holly was so quick to point out). I discovered it was easier to just STEAL TRAFFIC instead of trying to wedge myself into the blogging community by being nice and sitting back after posting entries, I decided that if I really wanted to gain more attention and groupie and whatnot, I really had to live up to that big ol’ skanky link ho status of mine (I always have been one, this was just a renewed effort) and lately the Alliance has been my pimp.
PS – Hey Holly….your blog’s sidebar falls down to the bottom on my screen (a 15″ which is still the majority size of computer screens of consumers) so that means a majority of people see that and probably think, “Gee, that blog jess don’t look right.”
And while I don’t claim to be perfect, I do do my homework …don’t that count fer somethin’?
Heh, heh.
She said “do do”!
Now, let’s see….what other kind of Annoying Blogger should I be….
OH! How about I try on some of that Goth “Woe is Me” Crap?
I just want to BELONG…
LIKE ME.
ACCEPT ME!
WHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh.
*sniff*
OK I feel better now.
Kin we all jess git along?
PS – it was meant to be mostly a joke, people. Look it up.
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