Be the next ‘blog superstar!
I have another web site (yes, one of many) which shines the proverbial spotlight on all news which happens to cover stars involved with issues du jor. Or even news about or involving former stars who are now congresspersons/other officials/social hippie scum/political candidates/traitors/etc.
It takes this news, chews it up & then spits it out for the public’s easy, sloppy consumption, sort of like a news smoothie, only funner to read and way tastier!
I feel it is of great public service that American’s famous people (Hollywood celebrities, TV/radio personalities, star athletes, musicians, and other various and sundry famous people) get involved with causes, poltical parties and their issues, social interests, causes, activism, etc. for the public so that the public doesn’t have to worry about making up it’s mind…we just let the stars do it for us! So we like to capitalize on this, making our web site very unique and fun.
The web site has fallen a bit to the wayside, however, because the owner has a full time job (don’t we all) and is persuing lots of other things. It is a weblog (ugh–hate that word because ‘blogs ain’t what they used to be…but it’s a fact), and gets updated periodically and we are in need of some writers and/or gifted Photoshop Gurus to help keep it up and keep it great!
Those interested in writing regularly (you may even get a column if we really like you), need to submit his/her most interesting (preferrably knee-slapping and pants-peeing) article (fiction or nonfiction – no poetry please) regarding a political event, politician or celebrity cause (minimum 500 words) by July 20th to the email address above, for consideration.
We prefer a middlin’-to-conservative slant, though all flavors will be considered. Hilarity is key. No funny, no money! (scratch that–this is not a paid gig)
Poor grammar and spelling–although normally these are literary no-no’s–can and will be edited by our crack team of copy edtiors. However, an article with too many glaring mistakes (thereby causing it to be un-readable), will be thrown post-haste, into our recycle bin upon receipt.
Artists/Photoshop Geniuses – Send us 2 samples – whether they be scanned comics, Shockwave Flash movies, JPEGS, PSD, etc. The artists who appears to have the best gift with color and humor (and is relevant) shall be chosen to show off their work on our site. You also must take direction well and be able to provide art on demand (somewhat short notice) to accompany pieces of writing.
Thanks for your time and consideration!
Send your responses here.
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Other posts on this day:
- Jason Bateman shoulda been my man – 2005