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I cannot understand Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD). I can however, completely agree that it’s a disorder. If you let the weather affect you THAT much, something is definitely wrong with you.

Perhaps there is something wrong with me, too. I must be one of the oddball freaks of nature, who react ENTIRELY the opposite way to gloomy weather.

If you’re suffering from SAD, go live in Arizona between November and March.

I HATE having this bullshit straight MONTH of sunny upper 30-50 degree (mostly) days in DECEMBER. It needs to be snowing and cloudy, dammit.

I hate that we only have a couple (at best) brisk days in the fall and the rest of September and October is bloody 60-70 degrees out, and BLASTED HOT, and sunny. We get like, what–5 days of colored trees then bam, the leaves all fall to the ground.

I cringe when people (especially the WEATHER PEOPLE ON TV) complain in the first week of MAY that it’s raining outside and only 60. It’s only SPRING PEOPLE, we’ve only JUST completed the winter meltdown a week ago and there was hardly any rain in April.

Then, spring only lasts about a week and BAM. It’s only May 10th and it’s 80 out. WHAT THE HELL????!!!!!

I can’t stand it when people live in Minnesota complain about winter. Go fvcking live in Florida, you asses.

We don’t get enough of the spring and fall that I really love. You know, about 40-55 out, light jacket weather. Perfect for walks and backyard fires and camping.

Sunny days make me sleepy and want to not do anything. I love crisp, overcast and yes, rainy days.

I should be a perfect candidate to live in London.

Same day, different year..