Okay, everyone who’s familiar with my blog knows I love write about the funniest and/or oddest website searches that people do which take them to my blog. This month I’m posting some weird searches which happen to have a Christmas flavor to them. Enjoy!
elfs gone wild
I can tell you RIGHT NOW that a) there are no ‘elfs’ on my blog, perhaps mention of AN ELF, but if plural, they would be referred to as ‘elves’ (*sigh*–surely some sweet old lady English teacher is rolling in her grave somewhere), and b) none have ‘gone wild’ that I know of.
Seems there is a pervert out there for every type of flavor of weirdness or far-out fickle fantasy, and the internet is their card-catalogue to browse through.
Geez! What’s next?
reindeer kiss
No thanks, I don’t go THAT way!
All I can say is… “tasty!”.
Not.
aboriginal Santa Claus Suit
Wow. I can safely say that no Santa Claus Suits for Aboriginies exist on this blog.
I couldn’t believe such a thing might exist. I had to actually go look it up, myself. The closes thing I could find, to an Aboriginal Santa Claus was this guy, though it seems he is too busy blowing into his thingamabob, to play Santa. And it appears the job itself does not require much in terms of clothing…let alone necessitating an entire suit.
why can’t clark’s crazy cousin eddie go sledding in christmas vacation
I know, huh! That would have been fun to see.
But that Clark Griswold just steals the show no matter how much Cousin Eddie tries to.
Same day, different year..
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