Who the HELL even gives two craps about “Ally McBeal”? Nevermind..I don’t wanna know. I HATE that show, with a capital ‘H’.
When it premiered a couple years ago I thought it to be pretty cool, I was like, ‘hey, a show about a woman lawyer, kinda neurotic, kinda aloof, pretty decent’ until they decided to start making it SUCK! Now everyone on that show is just plain PSYCHO!
One thing always sucked about the show from the get-go, though: I never, never, never did like the fact that the lawyer gang always went to that pitiful bar where Vonda Shephard wouldn’t stop singing songs that weren’t even her own…I used to think, “God, someone PLEASE give this girl a record contract and get her OFF my t.v.!”
I know that sounds mean…and I DON’T CARE!!
So all you Ally McCop-A-Feel groupies don’t even try to email me and tell me what a dork you think I am because I already know better.
Oh, and WHY in the WORLD does Mervins’ Department Store think that the commercial with the penguins going around singing Christmas carols about an upcoming sale is funny??? or even cute, for that matter??!! Why is Mervin’s still in business, even? I have no idea.
You know what else? While in a transfixed state watching candy colored and previews being thrown in my face for TV shows like “Beverly Hills, 90210″ and “Shasta McNasty”, I totally forgot that it is November, and that means sweeps time.
Do the t.v. ratings people think we’re stupid? That in May and November we DON’T notice the differences in the way things are presented, that storylines change dramatically, plots thicken, guest stars appear out of nowhere, and strange things happen? Like when certain shows have characters come out of the closet, get married, have babies, 14 year olds getting busted for trying cigarettes and whatnot? And then they add that stupid “A Very Special [insert name of a stupid show here]”.
Do they think we even CARE?
UGH.
On a lighter note, I’ve been redecorating a little. I have all this art that I need to go and get framed. Had it since I’ve moved in this summer. I also got some new throw pillows and slipcovers for my sofa and got a bar w/matching stools for the kitchen. Too cute. I know I just had one but I need another vacation. It’s really a shame that I can’t stay at home and earn a living. Wouldn’t that be the day…well hey, I promise to keep in touch a lot more frequently (as if ANYONE even reads me) and oooh, oooh…forgot to mention the Halloween party we had…check it out.
back later fer sher, dudes…