In light of my recent suckage and lack of things to publish, I’ve gathered some info from my news sources, a crack team of reporters (or a team of reporters on crack, whichever you prefer). Enjoy.
Top 10 Movie Quotes Of All Time –
(According to The Guinness Book of Film)
1. “…Bond. James Bond.”
2. “Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.”
3. “Well, it’s not the men in your life that counts, it’s the life in your men.”
4. “I’ll be back.”
5. “Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable?”
6. “Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you’re gonna get.”
7. “I could dance with you till the cows come home. On second thought, I’d rather dance with the cows when you came home.”
8. “Frankly, my dear. I don’t give a damn.”
9. “You talkin’ to me?”
10. “Gimme a whiskey, ginger ale on the side…and don’t be stingy, baby.”
Dumb newsperson quote of the day:
Matt Lauer on NBC’s Today show, August 22:
“Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as is marijuana… The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can’t remember what they are.”
Thanks Matt, why don’t you have those guys get back to us, when the ‘munchies’ pass. And for Chrissakes, tell them to lay off the Easy-Cheese! That’s for my Christmas party.
Same day, different year..
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