I am so behind. My behind is even behind. I’ve been up to just about nothing. All the while, the rest of the world is draping tinsle garland on everything that stands still, with songs in their hearts and Holiday cheer on their brains.
I’m almost never online. I remain jobless and have been living with mom since August. And aside from one paycheck from a 3-day temp stint and 1 romantic episode last week, I don’t get paid OR laid very regularly. The fiance is about in the same situation as me, too (he is lacking all the above as well and living with pops, but at least his ass is working!)
Loser isn’t even a bad word here, it’s actually generous. Folks, what has happened here is monumental. Or shall I say “what hasn’t happened.”
The word ’suck’ as we know it has been brought to an all-time astonishing height!
Sooooo boring is my existence that even a can of Vanilla Slim-Fast is a bit of a wild meal.
Crap on a cracker, here I am having a pity party and I’m wallowing so much I just realized I missed World AIDS Day. Well, GAAAWWH-lee!
Same day, different year..
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