BJ Woods

Yep.

It’s been between 35-55 degrees this past week leading to Christmas and the ground has been dry and clear of any snow whatsoever.

On Thursday, we got snow.  It melted away by Saturday though.  That was it, since Winter started, Dec. 21st. 

I’m totally MIFFED that my Christmas was not white.

It felt weird to be sitting inside celebrating with my family, and looking outside to see a clear blue sky and sun everywhere on dry ground.

Eww!  Not right at all.

I do NOT understand people who are happy about this. They are not true Minnesotans. They are traitors.  Heathens!

Was Paula Abdul under some sort of influence during a series of interviews broadcast last week?  Or not?  FoxLife says maybe…

But Ms. Abdul’s publicist, Jeff Ballard says otherwise, denying that she slurred her speech, and chalked it up to technical issues on the part of the TV network…saying that she was simply reacting to the interview room’s bad acoustics, voices being shouted to her microphone and other stuff.  Full article here   

Below are links to 3 different interviews showing a different story, in which Paula does slur her words during throughout almost the entire segments of the interview, and is spinning in her swivel chair so much that she almost is out of the camera’s view, and in some cases, out of her chair!

Decide for yourself… HEY KIDS, COLLECT ALL 3!!

Interview 1 – Video

Interview 2 – Video

Interview 3 – Video

(links open in new windows)
 

Okay, everyone who’s familiar with my blog knows I love write about the funniest and/or oddest website searches that people do which take them to my blog.  This month I’m posting some weird searches which happen to have a Christmas flavor to them.  Enjoy!

elfs gone wild
I can tell you RIGHT NOW that a) there are no ‘elfs’ on my blog, perhaps mention of AN ELF, but if plural, they would be referred to as ‘elves’ (*sigh*–surely some sweet old lady English teacher is rolling in her grave somewhere), and b) none have ‘gone wild’ that I know of. 

Seems there is a pervert out there for every type of flavor of weirdness or far-out fickle fantasy, and the internet is their card-catalogue to browse through. 

Geez!  What’s next?

  reindeer kiss
No thanks, I don’t go THAT way!

All I can say is… “tasty!”. 

Not.

aboriginal Santa Claus Suit
Wow.  I can safely say that no Santa Claus Suits for Aboriginies exist on this blog.

I couldn’t believe such a thing might exist.  I had to actually go look it up, myself.  The closes thing I could find, to an Aboriginal Santa Claus was this guy, though it seems he is too busy blowing into his thingamabob, to play Santa.  And it appears the job itself does not require much in terms of clothing…let alone necessitating an entire suit.
 

why can’t clark’s crazy cousin eddie go sledding in christmas vacation
I know, huh!  That would have been fun to see.

But that Clark Griswold just steals the show no matter how much Cousin Eddie tries to.

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I cannot understand Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD).  I can however, completely agree that it’s a disorder.  If you let the weather affect you THAT much, something is definitely wrong with you. 

Perhaps there is something wrong with me, too.  I must be one of the oddball freaks of nature, who react ENTIRELY the opposite way to gloomy weather.

If you’re suffering from SAD, go live in Arizona between November and March.

I HATE having this bullshit straight MONTH of sunny upper 30-50 degree (mostly) days in DECEMBER. It needs to be snowing and cloudy, dammit.

I hate that we only have a couple (at best) brisk days in the fall and the rest of September and October is bloody 60-70 degrees out, and BLASTED HOT, and sunny. We get like, what–5 days of colored trees then bam, the leaves all fall to the ground.

I cringe when people (especially the WEATHER PEOPLE ON TV) complain in the first week of MAY that it’s raining outside and only 60. It’s only SPRING PEOPLE, we’ve only JUST completed the winter meltdown a week ago and there was hardly any rain in April.

Then, spring only lasts about a week and BAM. It’s only May 10th and it’s 80 out. WHAT THE HELL????!!!!!

I can’t stand it when people live in Minnesota complain about winter. Go fvcking live in Florida, you asses.

We don’t get enough of the spring and fall that I really love. You know, about 40-55 out, light jacket weather. Perfect for walks and backyard fires and camping.

Sunny days make me sleepy and want to not do anything. I love crisp, overcast and yes, rainy days.

I should be a perfect candidate to live in London.

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• We all scream for ice cream – 2006

Yesterday I went to SuperTarget and they had Ben & Jerry’s pints for 2 for $4 (normally almost $4/each).  So I picked up a couple.  Or six.  Yeah, so I’m post-menstrual.  I need ice cream now and then.  Deal.

I was a bit upset that they didn’t have one of my faves–Chunky Monkey.  Something about banana ice cream is so fantasically refreshing to me!

So instead I got these…

Vermonty Python – Haven’t tried it yet, but the carton says “Chocolate-liqueor-flavored ice cream with cookie crumb swirl and milk chocolate cows.”  I guess the cows are to represent the flying cows on the Monty Python’s Flying Circus show. 

Mint Chocolate Cookie – This is mint chocolate ice cream with chunks of Oreo-style chocolate sandwich cookies (not Oreos but close).  Sounds delish.  I love mint ice cream, Oreo Cookie ice cream, and chocolate, so I hope it does not disappoint.

Black & Tan – this is meant to be similar to the drink by the same name–a tall frothy glass of Irish stout beer.  If you like a cool pint of Guinness now and then, you might like the half inch or so of creamy (albiet sweet) stout-flavored ice cream on the top of this concoction.  But if you are not a chocoholic, you might not like the rest.  It is dark (almost black) chocolate ice cream with hint of chocolate liqueor taste to it.  Even I didn’t care too much for this dark layer, and I love chocoloate.  This part of the ice cream was very chalky to me, and had a strange sort of choclate taste, but not chocolatey-ice cream taste.

American Pie – Apple pie-flavored ice cream with chunks of cinnamon-y apple and pie crust.  Very different.  Tasted exactly like apple pie ala mode!  Not a favorite though.  Ben & Jerry’s fares better with their chocolate ice creams, in my opinion.

Marsha, Marsha, Marshmallow! – This is my ALL TIME FAVE Ben & Jerry’s flavor!  It’s not marshmallow ice cream, so beware marshmallow lovers–if that’s what you expect, you will be sorry.  It’s rich and dense chocolate ice cream, hunks of fudge chips (the the same ones found in the New York Super Fudge Chunk flavor), swirls of toasted marshmallow goo (this part strangely looks like deli mustard…but tastes great–best eaten in the dark livingroom in front of the glow of your fave DVD), and hunks of gritty, salty graham cracker crust-type stuff.  This ice cream is rich, sweet and salty all at once.  A lot of fun textures combined to make an interesting treat.

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• If you don’t like Winter – MOVE! – 2006

Wednesday, February 28th, 2007

Seems that, for a long time, my life has been a cycle of being in and out, of a complete, chaotic, mess.  Money’s been too tight (and since November, practically non-existent), and I’m stressing out because I either have too much to do or not enough to do.
It’s my own damned fault, I suppose.  I could be getting […]

Monday, February 19th, 2007

Today I think I’m at the bottom of the bottom.  There’s the earth’s surface, then 50 feet of crap, then there’s me.  I got turned down again for yet another contract job, and then I got a knock on the door and was handed a notice of eviction action…a summons…not an official “eviction notice”. 

Roughly translated, if […]

Saturday, June 10th, 2006

Being that I work from home running my own business, of course I rarely have time for myself because I spend on average 12-16 hours a day working.
But tonight that is all coming to a halt. I’m turning off the computer (as soon as I wrap up the Post-Carnival documentation) and then I’m […]

Wednesday, November 30th, 2005

You guys have been asking where I’ve been, if I’m really back, etc. Well I’ve been busy.

I’ve been working for the last 2 months trying to get a new division of my company (B. Woods Design–not new, that’s my company) launched. It’s not a new concept but it is a website in a box thingie…still rough […]

Wednesday, January 19th, 2005

I flat-out hate this job. I would rather be a Horsepoop shoveler in the Winter Carnival Parade, than sit here one more minute and pretend to care about math and science and Energy in General.

Oh, and if I get ANOTHER company-wide e-mail full of crap that does not pertain to ME SPECIFICALLY, […]

Thursday, May 17th, 2001

Ugh. yes. I know that it’s Thursday. Let me just tell you I’ve been through hell in the last day. Tuesday night I had knocked myself silly. How? Well, by falling down a huge flight of cement carpeted stairs and hitting my head. Very graceful, I know. *Ahem* Anyway, that’s all over with and I’m […]

Thursday, May 10th, 2001

Performance review at job is Wednesday, and self portion due by noon.    I got home very late, no time for dinner and relaxation.  Sat down at the kitchen table, and proceeded fill out self-review. 

Had almost no trouble with first four pages, as were all questions on how I felt my job’s tasks were handled, each answer to be […]

Sunday, December 17th, 2000

So so so so so happy that I got a job. I can hardly go to bed, I’m so excited.
So, on Saturday, Mom, Mary, Sandy and I all got together and we made cookies! Lots of them…Danish butter cookies, Mexican Wedding Cakes (sometimes called Russian Tea Cakes), Chocolate Chocolate Chip, Oatmeal Raisin, and Lemon […]

Saturday, December 16th, 2000

But not for long…Yes, Virginia, there IS a Santa Claus, because…

I GOT A JOB!I GOT A JOB! “…and now I’m as happy as a leetle school gurrl!” I’ve got lots to yak about but no time. Right now I’m off to mom’s to help make Christmas cookies!

more later, taters…

Wednesday, December 13th, 2000

JOB HUNTING…it’s not just for breakfast anymore. What a BIIIITCH! Oh, sweet, 14merciful mother of god, puhleeze help me get a freaking gig sometime this century!
…btw, it should be known that although Monday was DAY ONE of my stint as a partially unemployed! chick, and as of midnight Tuesday it is DAY THREE, the date […]

Monday, December 11th, 2000

What can I say? I’ve only just joined the awake world 5 hours ago and still feel as though I’m asleep…
I decided not keep the appointment I had scheduled for today. I was supposed to visit that college I mentioned before, that I kinda sorta wanna attend. Then I called the cool nutty granola […]

Saturday, December 9th, 2000

Where does the weekend go?

10:54pm Worked four hours. Froze nearly to death on commute. got home. Had big plans to haul out the fake tree and light it up, do Christmas cards. Instead I surfed and gafawwed at stupid websites. Read the news, read some email.

Now I’m cold and hungry and lonesome, so I’m gonna go curl […]

Monday, December 4th, 2000

Hey all. It got to a blistering and balmy 12 degrees in the Twin Cities today, and it’s only going to get better! Oooh, we’re expecting a high of 15 degrees on Wednesday…can’t wait!

Tonight when I got home I turned up the oven to 450 degrees and stood in front of it like a bum would […]

Monday, November 6th, 2000

Gosh, I guess I’m a little bit more chipper tonight than I was earlier.
I’m sure it took a couple hours for me to thaw out. You didn’t wanna mess with me earlier. I did skip out on the PT temp job today…but even though I took the day off I found it was very hard […]

Wednesday, November 1st, 2000

It was after nine when I got home tonight. I had been out since 6:30 this morning and was ON all day. Sometimes I get tired of being ON all day. Sometimes I just wanna go home and sit on the couch and mindlessly scratch my butt in front of MTV.

So tonite, after working nine hours I have […]

Carnival of the Insanities is up, at Dr. Sanity.  Go and check it out.

Literature Carnival 12, hosted at Much Madness is Divinest Sense is up, as of Saturday.

and Carnival of the Stars went up on Saturday, too, at Don Surber’s blog.

Enjoy!

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I did not want to cook this weekend so I ordered some Chinese takeout on Friday night.

I made sure to get enough to last for a few meals, though the person who packed my order did not know this, and when it was delivered, I received 3 fortune cookies along with my order.  Perhaps they thought the order was for three.

Everyone who knows me, knows I get crap fortunes in every cookie I break open, so it was no surprise to find the following message stamped on the first one I opened:

“Don’t kiss an elephant on the lips today.”

Second one said:

“Every adversity carries with it the seed of an equal or greater opportunity”

So what does that mean??  In other words, if you are S.O.L. now, chances are high you could wind up being even more or a bit less S.O.L., in the end. 

and finally,

 “Every exit is an entrance to new experiences”

Well, duh. 

Ah, bugger!  Never have I ever in my life gotten one that predicts love, success, wealth, or even plain old fashioned happiness, of any kind.

Of course, I could have opened them seperately, at the end of each meal this weekend, but I knew they’d be crap, so I figured I’d get it over with and open them all up right away!

I was supposed to stay in this weekend (even though it’s gorgeous out!) and work on websites for a couple clients.  I’m seriously behind on one of them and need to finish it so I can get paid and avoid an eviction from this dump of an apartment building, from which I rent a cramped 2nd floor unit.

So today, rather than catch up on that, I have to go to mom’s today to help her with some stuff around the house. 

Woe is me.

Ta-ta for now.

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• Weekend Blog Carnivals – 2006

Or as Jay Leno put it tonight, “…Don’t take your immigrant to work day.”

I guess when I heard about immigrants not going to work and school on May 1st, I expected to notice.  But I didn’t.  At least not in my neck of the woods.  In fact, I forgot all about this until tonight.  I managed to get a Subway for dinner, went to the gas station for necessities and whatnot, all without a glitch.  

However I don’t live in East L.A., or Washington, so that may be the reason I  didn’t notice anything. 

Michelle Malkin’s Hot Air has video of today’s shenannigans, complete with crowds taking over streets, waving upside down U.S. flags and banners of Che Guevera. 

What’s up with Che Guevera anyway?  Is he like the Christ of the Moonbats?  You’d think the guy had a sold out European tour, the way people still wave his likeness around and shout his name.  The last time this guy had his picture taken, his hands were chopped off and he was dead.  But nooooo, people act as if he still lives! Then someone had to make a big epic movie about him.  Get over it people!

Top that all off with  people singing our national anthem in Spanish, calling it their own.  So far no refute on that. 

PS – Yes that is a toilet brush in her hand!  ¿Cuál está para arriba con ése?

Why anyone likes this guy [Ross the intern from The Tonight Show]. Yes–God help me–I watch the Tonight Show.  Only because Jay Leno’s jokes are great.  Even if he counts on a plethora of others to help write them.

Why 40-something is the new 20-something.

Why ER (and other network TV shows) has to show us what its like to be an American M.D. in Darfur (an area in the Sudan).  Doesn’t it know that we have our own country with it’s own problems?

Why The West Wing is such a popular show.  This show sucks ass.  Whoever said it was “a liberal’s wet dream” was right.  Thank gawd the series is ending this coming week!

Why anyone gives two shits about Rosie O’Donnell (aka Rosie O’LumpyPants) joining ABC’s The View.  Besides, I thought Rosie said she hated it.

While I’m at it…
I don’t understnd why Hollywood Celebs even think we really care about them?  Crap.  I just realized that there are many people in our country who are doing this.  Stop it, you asshats!

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