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You should really check out Catch27.com.

You could win a PS2 or a Digital Cam or an iPOD. I’m only doing it to win something…it’s full ‘o whores and teeny boppers and assholes

named Brad with 47 pieces of metal on his face but hey it’s worth the prize.

Plus I have another blog over there and I rip on all of them LOL

Come check it out…..

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This dickhead’s trying on treason this time, though no one wants to call it that.

What’s worse, there’s not much that can be done about it. Why? Because whosoever whines about it, will be given the whole First Ammendment third degree which the nutty professer so cleverly and frequently hides behind, every time his words go past his immediate audience and blow over to hit the rest of the country.

It’s apparent that he not realize that without people dying for this country, he would not have such freedoms. He certainly does not deserve to practice them.

Telling people it’s O.K. to kill your own can not be allowed to continue. Personally speaking, since there’s not much to be done (i.e. having him fired) I think we should all bitch about this to death, until someone in charge over at UOC will do us all a favor and finally de-pants this asshat. This type of thing should be considered crime and someone needs to put him, along with people like Hanoi Jane, in a locked dungeon and then throw away the key.

Until then, let’s all slowly torture him by sending him spam at: Ward.Churchill@Colorado.edu

Credit for the video link goes to Trey Jackson, and thanks to Teen Patriot for the e-mail addy.

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Well, my friend and her husband went back home today…they came up from WI to visit over the weekend.

On Friday they went to the Brawl of America for their 5-year old son’s b-day and then Saturday night we all went over to their hotel to party a bit. It was nice. We reminisced a bit on old times and whatnot, smoked too much and drank a little.


Have I ever mentioned that “Triumph” the Insult Comic Dog, is one of my very favorite, of all TV personality animals? Yes, indeedy…everything, to him, is “For ME TO POOP ON!”

My horoscope for today says:Your mood should be quite good, dear Aries, and you will find that in general, people will adapt to your lead. Keep in mind that this also indicates that they will probably be more likely to fight back. You may have the tendency to lean toward the bizarre and unconventional. The route to take is the one that fosters diversity and revolutionary thinking. Be a pioneer in every situation you encounter.

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1. Do you have any tattoos? If no, why not and what would you get if you did get one. If you do have one or more, tell us how you came to get it, and why you chose the design you got inked with. No tats, never, ever. Ever. My fiancee wants to be covered in them. His loss. I like my skin the way it is. Expression? Art? Sure. Just not my way of doing it )

2. Has anything ever happened that caused you to believe, or disbelieve, in a Higher Power. Sure, every once in awhile I get the notion that there IS A GOD, because how else can you explain the wonderful, mysterious ways of nature? How else can you explain a sunset? A thunderstorm? A forest full of creatures and all of the sounds they make, their ways of survival, and things they are up to? A new life in a womb, developing its own tiny little teeth, hairs, cells, wrinkles, and even fingerprints? FINGERPRINTS! How the heck else do you explain that?

3. Have you ever seriously considered, or even attempted, suicide? Not ever, ever. I enjoy life to its fullest. Sure, we all have bad moments or even bad days, every now and again. To me, life is way too short. A blink of an eye. Seems like just yesterday I was 15, and the yesterday before that, 5. I’m now creeping toward 30! I am the girl who can barely go to bed because I don’t want to miss a SECOND.

4. Has anyone you have known committed suicide? Not personally.

5. This weekend you and I are going to the nature park for a picnic. I’ll bring the blanket and make all the arrangements. You pack the picnic basket. What’s inside? A pupu (Hawaiian word for snack mix) bag full of norimake (seaweed-wrapped rice crackers), wasabi peanuts (peanuts covered with dried Japanese horseradish paste, and yakko arare (spicy rice crackers), some Ahi, poke (Hawaiian sushi) or some California Roll made with crab or tuna, with lots and lots of wasabi and soy sauce, and for dessert, chocolate covered Macadamia nuts. YUM.

6. Have you ever been mad at God for something that happened (or didn’t happen)? Yes. I was very mad at God when my Grandmother died in July 2000. I was very mad at God when he took a my friend Shannon’s baby girl, Samantha who was not quite 2 years old. I am very mad at God just about every day when I think of my dad and how sick he is.

7. Describe someone that is no longer with us. Tell us about that person. My Grandma was the most down-to-earth person in my family, who we lost in July of 2000. We always could count on her to provide us with a laugh, a good story, a great meal, and unconditional love. She had a way with handiwork, I have a million things in my apartment which she had made for me and given as gifts over the years. She had faith in all who she loved and always saw the good in me, even when I was bad. She was almost everyone’s best friend and if you needed something, she saw to it that you were taken care of completely. Her wit and wisdom were traits that shone clear through to everyone who met her. I miss her every day and wish she would have been alive to meet James and see that we were happy together.

BONUS: Who are you? I am me. I am no one else. I can be a crybaby, a bitch, a lazy slob, an impatient brat, a geek, an argumentative person, a procrastinator, a loner. I’m also an independent woman of 29 who has just recently realized her dreams in life and how to go about achieving them. Very happily engaged to a Big Dreamer and Thinker, who sees that his daily task is to love and please me (how wonderful is that?). I’m someone who never forgets a name to match a face, a shared memory between friends, a birthday, a favorite ’something’ of a loved one. I’m a sister, a daughter, a bride, a best friend, a leader, a builder, a seeker, a comforter, a lover.

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News Of The Day comes highly recommended by me. So go read it. If I wore a sandwich board while out and about, I’d paint their URL onto it in a heartbeat. If that’s not enough encouragement to make you leave my site and go to a better one, then how’s this for a sales pitch? (like anyone needs the power of suggestion to exit day lee)

Please don’t leave!

Please at least come back!

*ugh* Okay then please at least bookmark me!

Damn.

Okay then how’s about I give you a buck if you stay for another 20 seconds, at least? *wink*.

PS – Thanks for the nice letters, Kenny and Ryan…much luck to youse guys in all your endeavors. I will continue to read, as well as send people running from my site to yours. I figure I’m out about 50 bucks by the time you’re done reading this entry. Hi ho, hi ho, it’s off to PayPal I go.

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Good Morning Minnesota!
On Tuesday, Good Morning America visited my great home state of Minnesota. They had fun…yes, THERE’S FUN TO BE HAD IN MINNESOTA!!

Some random facts about Minnesota:

Prince, a.k.a. The artist formerly known as the symbol no one can find on their keyboard, and Five Finger Discount Shopping Mall Princess Winona Ryder, are from Minnesota.

So is General Mills, the company that brings you Green Giant, Yoplait, Pillsbury, Betty Crocker, Bisquick products, and just about every cereal you like.

So are staplers and staples, roller blades, water skis, Hormel and Spam Food products, Pearson’s Candy Company (maker of the famous MoonPies, Nut Goodie and Salted Nut Roll) and many, many other fabu things they don’t tell you in geography class. So there. Come visit us next time you figure out you don’t have enough money to go to Tahiti ’cause you spent all your dough on online porn.

Best times to visit:
Love spring, tulips, gardens, lots of green things, and cool days? (go in late May-early June)

Love crisp, cool autumn days, lots of colorful trees? Go in early-to-mid October, peak color time depends on where in Minnesota you go.

Like winter sports, lots of snow, romantic cold evenings in front of the fire? Go in mid-winter (Late Jan-early Feb)

Like it so fucking hot that the only thing you have to do to make beads of sweat spring out on your forehead is just poke your head out the window? Like to stand in line for hours on end at silly ride parks on such hot, sunny days? I’m talking 100 degrees? Then come in July or August. Be damned sure your lodging facility has air conditioning.

Things to avoid:
The Mall (brawl, sprawl, maul) of America

The airport (hard to avoid that, haha)

Either of the downtowns – Minneapolis or St. Paul (just between 6:30-9:00am, 3:30-5:30pm, any other times are fine).

If you like road trips mainly because you want scenery, I highly recommend visiting this page to find your best route. However, if you like road trips that involve stuffing you and all your buddies, your bong and your old rock-n-roll cassette tapes into a hatchback and getting truly lost, I recommend traveling through this state.

The Explore Minnesota web site has a calendar of events to partake in, and even a trip planner program to help you best take advantage of all the great things our state has to offer.

Everybody Deep Link Tonight
According to the company that represents The Dallas Morning News website, deep linking allows web surfers to miss the advertising placed on its home page. Aww, too bad, huh?

In case you didn’t already know, BarkingDog.org’s site has been issued a Cease and Desist letter by the parent company of Dallas News (Belo) for linking directly to an article rather than sending the browser to the main home page first. How many of us MeFi’ers and bloggers out there have um…already done this, a million times over, with other such news sites? How about almost all of us? So far, the U.S. District Courts have ruled such linking to not be illegal, as long as the source of the article is clearly identified. Of course it’s not the first time that companies have tried to sue against deep linking, an article at Wired points out.

Let’s all deep link our arses off, to The Dallas Morning News, because how likely is it that the Belo lawyers are going to fire off letters to each of us? Of course this issue has already been talked to near-death by my pals at MeFi, but this is just my stance on the whole thing. [courtesy of Dot Blog

Caution: Weblog Reviews Not Meant For Euphorians Or The Faint Of Heart
This bastard had the cajones to sit there at his lameass ‘Plastic Electric’ blog and call me a bad reviewer and said, here, let me take a stab at reviewing! I bet I could do a better job than you. He couldn’t hang. Just as I guessed would happen, eventually, he quit. Sucka! Meanwhile, I’m on #6 and still going strong. PS – What the fuck is Plastic Electric, anyway? Some kind of gay ass way of calling yourself a libertarian?

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Okay, that’s pretty acceptable. Being that this is a Brunching Shuttlecocks toy, I thought for sure I was in for a doozy. Me likey. I keep it now.

Notice the ASCI name dealie on the top of the page? Neat huh. ASCI is cool again. I want to make a whole page of it. I once got an e-mail with a Kermit the Frog head made entirely in ASCI code.

For some reason, my creativity crystals are flowing at warp speed today. Pretty refreshing for a Monday. So noted. I shall take adavantage of this and go work on some porn (just how creative is that, I ask you? bah..). But not before I post my regular Monday participation stuffs.

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Idiot Criminal of the Week
A suspected drug dealer must not have had anywhere to stash his crack cocaine and marijuana, authorities said, so he brought it with him to court.

Duron Ford, 19, had a court appearance Monday on drug possession charges. Knowing Ford was due in court, officers approached him in the courthouse to serve a warrant on an unrelated case.

As police closed in on him, Ford reportedly said, “Man, I got the blow on me.”

After 10 police officers corralled Ford in the hallway of the Fayette County courthouse, they found he was carrying about two grams of crack cocaine and some marijuana.

“We would hope that they have enough brain cells to know not to bring illicit drugs into the courthouse,” said Ford’s court-appointed attorney, Jeffrey Witeko.

Ford was in jail after being arraigned on charges of drug possession and resisting arrest.

Idiot Parents of the Week
Chris Winston named his son William, but Hoover might have been a better choice. Little William is only 21 months but he already has an obsession: vacuum cleaners. His dad says William is so obsessed that “some rooms get vacuumed every 12 hours.”

Little William isn’t just stuck on vacuum cleaners, he also likes watching vacuuming videos for hours at a time.

Unfortunately William’s mom erased his prized video: a late-night infomercial for a vacuum cleaner called the Stick Shark.

William’s been throwing a fit ever since, forcing his parents to get a new copy of the Stick Shark infomercial.

Unfortunately, infomercial broadcasts aren’t listed in “TV Guide.”

Now, the Winstons are so desperate, they’re taping vacuuming footage off the QVC channel in hopes of sucking up to their child.

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Love Hurts
This past week in Rome, GA, a man by the name of Getty Garnsberger proposed to his wife in a very creative fashion. Garnsberger told us that, “Most guys get on one knee and ask their pretty girlfriend to marry them. It is in my opinion that guys who get on one knee are pussies and are their wife’s bitch for life. I love my lady, but I don’t want her to think that I am her bitch, and that’s why I proposed to her like this.”

Garnsberger proposed to his future bride by hanging above her via metal hooks and wire punctured through the skin and muscle tissue new game where you pinch altar boys’ asses until you win!

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Five-Finger Discount Shopping Mall Princess Winona Ryder
Provided SNL audiences with guffaws at her own expense, while hosting the show’s season finale last weekend. The actress, who was arrested and accused of shoplifting at Los Angeles’ SAKS FIFTH AVENUE store in December, must wait until later this month to face the charges in court – but she remains defiant.

Editor’s Note: Rock star Moby appeared with Ryder in a skit that was a sort of nutty re-enactment of the shoplifting incident. I myself found it particularly ironic (and somewhat funny) that Moby, a.k.a. Mr. No Brand Name Material Things For Me, Thanks, was able to place himself in such a position…even if it WAS a pretend shopping mall.

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