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YACCS is my comment-hosting system, you can now post comments regarding any of my entries, respectively. I must have been living under a rock because I never realized that I could use something like this. DOH! I’m an idiot.

Yes, you’ve noticed the new look. You can thank Firda for that. She’s got more CSS skillz in her pinkie finger than most have altogether. Thanks, wannabegirl!

I switched my hours at work to part-time so my honey and I have more time to devote to our business. So far, so good. Only I was late today (oops). Bu I managed to make a few good sales leads, YAY!

I’m out for now, on my way to play catch up with some of my fave sites, dollheads, spike’s sandbox, and weblog schmeblog, just to name a few.

Later, taters…

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Last week’s TIME Magazine’s TIME for Kids has put forth an entire article about the one thing that they deem to be ‘too much’ for children to have to see in the entertainment industry (Movies, tv, etc). It’s not gratuitous sexual scenes, not blatently violent acts, no, not even racism. It’s SMOKING. It’s obviously a high occurrence, given the statistics that smoking by one of any main characters in films is currently about 77% where back in 1970 it was about 29%. However, I didn’t see many main characters lighting up on any family movies or movies geared to children/teen audiences, did you? Most of the movies that have characters who are smoking cigarettes feature content which is USUALLY entirely meant for a mature audience, containing mature subject material.

Am I right, or am I right? So what, there’s alot of smoking in Snatch, Save The Last Dance, and Charlie’s Angels and perhaps other newer releases to the theater. But what the heck are kids doing watching movies like that anyway They were all not meant for younger viewers, certainly teenagers, but haven’t teens been smoking a whole damned lot REGARDLESS of Hollywood actors smoking or not? Yes. Since my mom was a teen. So what’s new? I’d also like to point out that of ALL THE THINGS these whiners could be waving their fingers at (like violence, etc.), they picked actors smoking in movies to tbe the most harmful to kids.

Rob Reiner, whiner activist extraordinaire, and maker of flimsy, pussified movies such as ‘The Story of Us’ and ‘Parenthood’, is also the co-founder of Castle Rock Entertainment. According to the TIME For Kids article, he blames smoking in films on “cigarette-addicted actors who can’t leave their butts behind and directors who don’t care about the social implications.” Reiner is hoping to put yet another notch in his activism belt by saying that smoking in films is more harmful to kids than language. He’s putting forth a new policy at Castle Rock: Directors wanting to have smoking characters onscreen need his approval first. Other views on this by his peers agree that it would be more appropriate to just apply R-ratings to movies that depict actors smoking. Reiner also says “If your movie has curse words, you get rated R,” says Reiner. “But that’s a lot less harmful to a kid.”

Says WHO? What’s wrong with the contributors of this magazine and Rob Reiner, to be saying such a thing? I would rather have my kids see a film which contains cigarette smokers than swearwords, sex, and violence, if given the choice.

This brings me to ask, is it the media’s place to tell our kids what to see and what not to see in theaters? Aren’t our parents in society nowadays smart enough to tell their kids that yes, Brad Pitt is a man who smokes, but it is unhealthy and in our family we urge each other not to? Yes, I bring up the media, I do not just mean Hollywood (which mostly strikes a liberal pose). I’m talking about folks like TIME Magazine and cable news networks like CNN. It seems–from my point of view–that they are constantly trying to ‘babysit’–as it were–our country’s children and parents, trying to be the authority on the difference between right and wrong.

Oh. And for those of you who don’t believe there is a liberal slant in the media, There is. And don’t send me shit like this article. It’s stuff like this that just ticks me off. Its summarizing point makes me laugh…”On bedrock issues of economic power, what passes for liberal-conservative debate in news media is usually a series of disputes over how to fine-tune the status quo. In the process, the myth of [the liberal media] serves as a smokescreen for realities of corporate media.”

This is not a myth. And for every person out there that accuses those against the liberal media as being “corporate think-tanks” …let me just ask this: Do you not think that newspapers aren’t corporate? Ha ha. Get with the program. Many, if not most major newspapers are now controlled by large companies/corporations, hundreds of weekly publications already are, and dailies are next in line. But don’t start to hyperventilate…corporations are GOOD for the country’s economy. And they’re not all bad. Ye tend to forget that big companies have to start with a lone dude in his livingroom, who spends his life savings on a good idea.

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The Academy Awards’ ceremony was definitely a sight this year, (a very LONG sight, longest in history–but that’s another story) and three black actors very worthy of their salt, came to be history makers. You already know that Sidney Portier was awarded for lifetime achievement by the Academy for years of work in such films as Lillies In The Field, To Sir With Love, and A Raisin In The Sun, among many others. Mr. Portier is, to me, one of the most courageous, talented, and handsome, of all black actors in history. He had begun his career after WWII, when there was no such thing as a leading black man in films, behind or in front of the camera.

Denzel Washington won for Best Actor in a Leading Role for his character acting in Training Day, which I had not seen but heard it was definitely Denzel Washington’s best job at portraying someone besides himself (LOL). I say this because almost everything I’ve seen him do previously is pretty much Denzel acting as Denzel. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t dislike the man. I think he’s a very handsome, intelligent, and warm gentleman, but he did his best (IMO) in the movie Glory, The Bone Collector, and in most of Malcom X.

Then Halle Berry was awarded the Oscar for Best Actress in a Leading Role for her work in Monster’s Ball, which I plan to see when it comes out in rentals. I first fell in love with her back in 1993, shortly after her big breakout in Boomerang. It was where she played the role of ‘Queen’ in the TV mini-series Queen. This was based on Alex Haley’s sequel novel to Roots, also of the same name (the story of his mother’s side of the family). Anyway, as much as I adore Halle Berry, I give more of a nod of approval to the way Misters Washington and Portier acknowledged receipt of their awards. Both men not only expressed their thanks toward those who helped them succeed in their work, but also pointed out that they were most grateful because of the fact that the award was given to them based on their talent and acting merit, and didn’t really play on the minority winner aspect. I do applaud Halle very much on her win, and still adore her, but I did find a part of her speech somewhat humorous. It was that, among those black actresses she listed, who have come before her but never won the highest honors, she did not include Whoopi Goldberg. Did Miss Goldberg NOT work hard in her role in the Oscar-nominated movie The Color Purple? She did indeed. I’m not sure whether Miss Berry’s aim was intended to include ONLY those black actresses nominated in the past for Best Actress (Cicely Tyson for Sounder, and Diana Ross for Lady Sings the Blues, both in 1972), or just all black actresses. In my opinion, The Color Purple still stands as Whoopi’s only real credit to her true acting ability and I also think she is a good host and comic, altough she wasn’t ever nominated by the Academy. Even so, I myself would have DEFINITELY gave a nod to Whoopi, simply because it would have shown good taste, being that she was standing in the same room.

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Been up to a whole lotta nothin’. Christmas. Then New Year’s. James and I spent it at my mom’s, drinking and snacking and playing the Planet Hollywood home game, Taboo, and Celebrity Taboo. Got a kiss at midnight. Drank crappy fake champagne.

Last week we celebrated his 27th birthday at his parents house and had dinner. Twas a jolly time had by all. Had mom and dad over for dinner Sunday (it’s their 28th anniversary on the 9th) and the 13th was our 6th month anniversary.

This weekend we rented Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas and Office Space on DVD, neither of which I’d seen before. I’m sure Hunter S. Thompson’s ‘Gonzo’ journalism is all just fine and dandy, and I loved Johnny Depp and Benicio DelToro, I must say I had to squelch the urge to shudder at the gross display of psychotic behavior and excessive drug use in the film. Office Space was very funny. Especially where the nerdy office guys are destroying the fax machine out in the middle of the field and there’s gangsta rap playing during the scene. Very clever.

Got a call from a friend outstate, been awhile since we talked. She and her hubby are off to Vegas next month, we’re invited. Fat chance. I can’t even afford to look at commercials on TV.

Still jobless. Going hungry. I’ve got my Sharpie pen ready to draw out sections on the couch to cut up and cook for dinner. Aside from that, not much else to write home about.

All’s just peachy.

Right. Wonderful.

More to come. Betcha can’t stand the suspense. What??!! Bite me. I know, I know. I said it, you didn’t. Fuckin’ A.

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Ha.
Although I was perfectly annoyed at the time, I can’t help but laugh recalling it now. Yesterday we’re in the car, my honey & me, driving to God knows where for the millionth time and a song comes on the radio.

him: “Is this Jewel?”

me: “No, it’s Sarah McLachlan.”

him: “Oh. She’s hot.”

~pause~

him: “I used to yank off to her.” [insert sheepish grin here]

me: (rolling my eyes at the thought–he DOES say shit like this all the time—even said it about that hot-tempered redhead Latina Judge on TV. Ah, well, boys will be boys. Hmm…see if I can change the subject…)

me: (hastily), “I have her last CD. This song’s on it. I like it.”
“Ugh,” I think to myself, “…that’s not going to work. I can feel it.”

him: “Does it have a picture of her on it?”

me: “Yeah.”

~pause~

him: “Can I borrow it?”

me: (grunting), “NO.”

[insert soft chuckling on his side of the car here]

Men. Can’t live with ‘em, can’t kill ‘em. Gotta love ‘em. Simple creatures that they are.

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Um.

Yeah.

I got a job.

Noooo…it’s just a position at a security company doing phone sales. Am still holding out for better opportunity and some days are a killer. Nonetheless, I’m glad to have it. It is helping out quite a bit.

Am planning surprise party for a relative this weekend. Should be fun. Flying down another relative from Maui who’s attending, and we are putting up in my bedroom for the weekend. Whew. Details not quite all worked out yet, as tickets are on standby. Even more fun.

Very excited though, for entire weekend. Launching new adult site with fiance in two days. Ought to be a total blast. Will be keeping all involved posted as to the developments.

Am declining invitation from my friends Deb & Scott to go with them to Vegas in two weeks. Instead am planning to go with fiance and his folks in April. Can’t wait….

On a more local note, Jish asked me to say ‘hi’ to my webloggers webring very special blog neighbors.
» to the left of me: 120 degrees dot com » to the right of me: Foxy and Hush.

So, HI, NEIGHBORS!!

Gotta go….adult site awaits. CGI scripting has never been this fun. Or seXXXy.

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Guess what? I am Imelda Marcos. Really.

And James is Charlie Manson.

Which Evil Criminal are You?

Hmmm….And I really don’t even like shoes all that much.

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BRITNEY SPEARS NAKED!
That got your attention, didn’t it? Indeed. ‘Tis true though…if you’ve been living under a rock since Monday night, then you don’t already know that PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) recently announced that pop star Britney Spears has agreed to pose nude for an upcoming PETA advertisement as part of their SAME, stale, LAME “I’d rather go naked than wear fur” poster-child style campaign.

I’m not sure though whether this is supposed to be some ridiculously easy community service-style punishment (rather than an admission of guilt for being STUPID) for her recent September performance. The mention in the above article of PETA’s initial issue with Ms. Spears, provides the reader with a (not surprisingly) sugary-fairy-dust, pleasantly PC aftertaste, rather than a ‘bitchfest’ feeling to the reader (of COURSE I prefer the latter!). Yes, I’m referring to the past “Catfight”, so to speak, wherein PETA publicy touted Ms. Spears as being cruel to animals by having a caged tiger on stage at the MTV Video Music Awards this fall. I myself am finding it hard to believe that Ms. Spears had not said something personally, on her own behelf to PETA, either in her own defense for the stage act, or to apologize, publicly proclaim her infinite wealth of stupidity (still waiting for that day, ha!), etc. If she really is ALL FOR anti-cruelty, then how could she allow the September show to go on as it did? Her press people sent a letter to PETA saying that Ms. Spears future performances will ban using animals while on tour.

“It’s very exciting news,” said PETA mouthpiece Dan Mathews. “We are really thrilled to have Britney join our new crop of fur-fighters.” This only happened after Spears was sent a letter from PETA representatives, begging her to realize that animals shouldn’t be exposed to crowds, loud noises and bright lights because it’s frightening to them. Matthews tells the media, “She took our message to heart. There’s so many different animal issues, and you can’t expect that everyone is born Ghandi. We think Britney has set a great example of someone who listened to what we had to say and made a change.” Right. Not everyone is a born Ghandi. But at least we all have half a brain to re-think what she did back in September, before it was done. Makes you wonder, doesn’t it. M-hmm.

P.S. – For all you drooling, undersexed-and-whacking-off losers who visited this page because of the headliner, NO, I don’t think she will be exposing her frontal naked self, it’s probably just her back. Go back to the porn sites.

Oh, and uh, Britney idolizers…don’t hold your collective breaths. Bring on the hatemail. I love it. Better yet, link to this article on your pink, teen-angsty, “I-love-Fred-Durst-and-hate-this-boy-in-homeroom-that-I-have-a-crush-on-by-golly-and-my-parents-just-don’t-get-anything-my-life-sucks” web site, and rant away. You’re sooo cute when you get mad.

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Hope you all had a wonderful holiday…

About a year ago, I placed a personal ad with a site called One And Only, and forgot to pull it down. I forgot all about it until I got an e-mail yesterday. It was a response to that ad. Anyway, about two years ago I had gotten alot of responses to a similar ad, which I placed through Excite Personals. This was a loooong time ago. I found that alot of the responses I got were extremely bad and/or silly, so I was inspired to share them online with my readers. I have recently added yesterday’s e-mail to this list of ‘Responses from Hell’ and here it is. Enjoy.

Oh, and if you don’t hear from me before then, have a Happy New Year and don’t over indulge and drive. It’s a bad, bad, bad thing )

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Well everyone, it’s 01/01/01. Bet you never thought it would be that cool to write a date, but it is. I’m easily entertained, can you tell?

Well, last night I went to my mom’s house. This year was the first time in a long time that I didn’t go to an actual party. Me, my sis and her hubby and a couple of our friends all drank and played games and ate lots of junk. We let my nephew stay up late…that was kind of a mistake, since he was really cranky. Then he found out one of our other friends wasn’t coming, and he cried. Nonetheless, a fairly fun time was had by all, everyone else got drunker than me, but I was the one with the headache this morning. Go figure.

Things that suck

-Papa Roach

-the Trojan condom commercials

-MTV, thinking they’re cool by re-broadcasting their lame-ass New Years eve show

-the runny stuff that comes out before the mustard, no matter how damn long you shake the bottle before you squeeze it. That really sucks because it makes stuff soggy.

-trying to pound a nail in the wall, only to crack it, cause it’s an old plaster-pour wall and you have to find the stud. Grrrr.

-people who buy shit that they don’t even need.

-Xzibit, cause he wears a shirt that says “Fuck Napster”. Fuck him. Last night he did a cover of Public Enemy’s ‘Fight The Power’. For what? So that the kids in the audience at that show can appreciate it? 80% of those kids were crapping in their diapers when PE did that shit.

Something else I need to get off my chest, add to this list of things that suck:
-people who call themselves emo, are into emo, or put up entire websites devoted to emo. emo is a just plain stupid ass name for shitty noisy stage drama, kids passing themselves off as the ‘new punk’ rockers.

WTF? Why can’t you just enjoy and play rock n’ roll and leave it at that? Do you have to feel like you need to separate yourself from it? God forbid you might have to share something with generations upon generations of other people, be part of something larger than your lame-ass, screaming, patchouli-wearing, “I hate everyone who isn’t vegan, I’m 18 and I have a garage band and we wear greg brady clothes and don’t know how to sing but look at OUR AMPS!” clique.

I listen to nearly everything, but because I ENJOY it, not because it is categorized somehow, or associated with some THING I either like it or I don’t and that’s THAT. I don’t know what the fuck it is, if I like it I will get the cd and I don’t care about anything beyond that. If it’s melodic or catchy, makes me move or stirs my soul or makes me want to sing, that’s all that matters.
gonna go get my laundry out of the dryer now, and go to bed.

g’nite

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