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Monday, January 1st, 2007

Sorry I think this story is hilarious… 1. Man hears school board wants to consider renaming Winter and Spring holiday breaks for school to “Christmas” and “Easter”, and heartily opposes. 2. Man wants to make the ultimate sacrifice to stand up for his beliefs 3. Man prepares to die in a burst of flames

4. The long arm of […]

Friday, November 3rd, 2006 Wednesday, September 20th, 2006

It appears that Anheuser Busch have pulled the recent riotous TV ads for Bud Light after much whining and fussing folks representing the North & South American Indian and Aboriginal community, among other whiners. So…. if anyone is dying to see them, you still can, at:  www.zagarandsteve.com and

http://youtube.com/results?search_query=steve+%26+zagar

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006

Seems many things these days are gay. Gay Company Approval. Gay Governors. Gay Corporate Responsibility, Gay This. Gay That. Why is it, that–who you fuck or what kind of genitals/hormones/sex issues you have–makes any darn difference to anyone at ALL, except you, your partner, or any potential partners?

When will America have a Straight Rights Demonstration? A Pride […]

Friday, September 8th, 2006

A couple of weeks ago, I accidentally subscribed to this silly online rag, called Diversity, Inc., just so I could read an article about a restaurant in India called “Hitler’s Kitchen”. Now, I get all kinds of crazy socialist crap in my inbox every day.
Now I’m not one to ignore what is going on, with […]

Friday, May 12th, 2006

May 25th 2006 is one year from the day that a bunch of commies crowded and crazily protested on the streets outside of the Women’s Civic Club to protest the meeting of the California Coalition for Immigration Reform (CCIR). 
Apparently the crowd got ridiculous, police came in to thwart some of the ridiculous-ness, and some punk threw a soda […]

Thursday, May 11th, 2006

Why Don’t Users Read? over at Blankenthoughts was talking about how many people do not read instructions when it comes to computer usage. 
I agree with this blogger about how people don’t read directions these days.  I have to also agree that it seems handwriting is a thing of the past.  I don’t fully know if […]

Wednesday, May 10th, 2006

I was reading some horror stories today, about beheadings of innocent people by terrorist of the most violent kind, about the fear of other countries nuking us, about threats of new wars, and the now 3-year old war that is still going on.  It occured to me how easy I have it.  Here I sit, working from home and […]

Monday, May 1st, 2006

Or as Jay Leno put it tonight, “…Don’t take your immigrant to work day.”
I guess when I heard about immigrants not going to work and school on May 1st, I expected to notice.  But I didn’t.  At least not in my neck of the woods.  In fact, I forgot all about this until tonight.  I […]

Thursday, June 30th, 2005

This dickhead’s trying on treason this time, though no one wants to call it that.
What’s worse, there’s not much that can be done about it. Why? Because whosoever whines about it, will be given the whole First Ammendment third degree which the nutty professer so cleverly and frequently hides behind, every time his words […]

Wednesday, June 29th, 2005

The news surrounding this woman’s disappearance is a painful reminder that we as American adults need to be more involved in children’s lives (yes, they may be 17 & 18 but they are still just kids) and we need to be ‘hip’ to what is going on at all times.
I cannot even believe that (even […]

Saturday, June 25th, 2005

from the Saturday Silly Schtuff Dept. Madfish Willie’s posted a new episode guide, Television Specials for 00’s. Notice the titles with a bit more of a ‘gangsta’ twist, now that Generation Z (or is it Y?) has become so coarsened and rooted in a new and strange urbanized hip hop culture. Thanks a lot, Eminem!

I myself […]

Thursday, June 23rd, 2005

Fast-forward to August. Gitmo is shut down, despite the best efforts of those who tried to keep it alive. The detainees, on their way to the new facilities, were mysteriously zapped into a time warp of the Happy, dappy 50’s. Bet you’re thinking, “God Allah help them!” “Those ca-razy kids!”

They were in some nice small rural town […]

Friday, June 17th, 2005

The brand-spanking new King Tut exhibit at the LA County museum has some blacks upset, particularly in the area of how the folks who put the exhbiit together constructed King Tut’s bust, which was an important feature at the exhibit. Compton city officials were upset because the display does not reflect what they believe […]

Thursday, June 2nd, 2005

BuyBlue.org Site’s been around awhile but I just noticed it today. Says in the FAQ that the site “isn’t about politics, it is about positive social change and bringing about a sustainable, fair, and profitable society.” Whatever.

See, these ‘blue’ people’s idea of social change is just that. Social change. As is anyone’s. […]

OK.  I like to have the radio on during the day while I work.  It kinda makes my day go by a bit faster, and it’s nice to have it on in the background. 

When the radio’s on, I normally listen to the classic rock station here in Minneapolis.  And I luuurve classic rock.  In my book, there’s nothing better than hearing some old Rick Deringer, Steve Miller Band, Rolling Stones and Heart!  But for some reason, ever since winter came, my reception has been a bit wonky.  I think it has something to do with the position of the radio (on a windowsill in my kitchen) and the fact that the sun is in a different place?  Sounds weird, I know.

Anyway, the reception was really OFF one day, so I got up and started dialing around on the FM bar the other day and decided to tune into the local “lite rock” slash “easy listening” station.  Because sometimes I have a hankering for some Barbara Streisand Evergreen, or old Lionel Ritchie, Kenny Loggins, and Seals & Crofts.  Nice. 

But after awhile, the muzak started to grate on me.  Although there are moments to enjoy, when they throw on some old George Benson, 80’s Whitney Houston, and James Taylor, I have to leave the room when James Blunt comes over the airwaves with his squeaky voice. 

They play way too much contemporary ‘emo’ music for me, and too much of the crap boy band songs that try so hard to be r&b but really don’t satisfy (i.e. stuff by Back Street Boys, All4One).  Then they also throw in lots of generous splashes of whiny songs by Faith Hill, and I want to bring out the Tylenol, not to mention when they play cover songs by new country artists.

Then there’s Green Day’s Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life) which  seems to be played a lot whenever I go to a wedding, a party, a reunion, etc., and seems to have taken over the as a Big Part of The Soundtrack of (most) of My Generation.  Since I cringe everytime I hear it in those situations, I get the urge to make a run for my bed and hide under the covers whenever it comes on over the friggin’ radio airwaves.

So I’ve decided that since the station has its moments (during the Flashback Lunch hour, that’s when they play the good ol’ Barry Manilow and Gladys Knight), I will continue to listen during those times. 

But I would be happier if LITE-102.9 FM would cease and desist with all the “You’re Beautiful / She WEEEEEL be loooved / Ya had a bad daaay / Tell me, did the wind sweep you off your feet”-laden crap their playlist seems chock full of.  Because if I have to hear Counting Crows cover of Big Yellow Taxi Train’s Drops of Jupiter, or anything by Uncle Cracker again, I will bang my head on the wall!

PS – yes I kinow, I have cheesy taste in music.  But that great elevator type stuff is the best to work to!

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Sunday, July 15th, 2007

I’m not a conservative, more of libertarian, who happens to have a few conservative viewpoints.  And get this.  I used to be much further to the left than most liberals!  In recent years I began to see things differently and realize that having more liberal/democrat ideals, wasn’t for me.
Anyway, here is my whole take on […]

Friday, February 2nd, 2007

Editor’s note: Actually the ad might be for toothpaste, but we’ll never know, because they don’t say what it’s for! Does anyone find this to be really awful, besides me? Rembrandt recently launched a new ad campaign which I do not care for and find to be very distasteful.

The commercial I saw for this was disgusting to […]

Thursday, November 23rd, 2006

Of course I like the classics. “It’s A Wonderful Life”, and Dickens’ “A Christmas Carol” too! But my fave version is where George C. Scott plays Scrooge.
But I decided to give a modern guide on must-see Christmas movies. It should be noted that I’m a total snob about movies…so you can […]

Friday, November 3rd, 2006

Weird Al Yankovic does the 60’s-70’s

“Hot Rocks Polka”

Wednesday, September 20th, 2006

It appears that Anheuser Busch have pulled the recent riotous TV ads for Bud Light after much whining and fussing folks representing the North & South American Indian and Aboriginal community, among other whiners. So…. if anyone is dying to see them, you still can, at:  www.zagarandsteve.com and

http://youtube.com/results?search_query=steve+%26+zagar

Wednesday, September 6th, 2006

Of course, does anyone really care?? Doubtful! But for those that might… Here’s Katie “Pay me more than anyone here at CBS combined” Couric, giving ‘ol Bob the boot… in her first appearance on CBS before she took over the CBS Evening News anchor.

And of course, Rosie O’LumpyPants’ first-show entrance on The View, not unlike Godzilla encroaching upon […]

Sunday, May 14th, 2006

Why anyone likes this guy [Ross the intern from The Tonight Show]. Yes–God help me–I watch the Tonight Show.  Only because Jay Leno’s jokes are great.  Even if he counts on a plethora of others to help write them. Why 40-something is the new 20-something.

Why ER (and other network TV shows) has to show us what its like to […]

Friday, May 12th, 2006

than when the Moron Du Jour on Deal Or No Deal loses with flying colors! Dude, you SUCK at picking your next move. Then he opens EVERY single gawddang case until he can’t stand it any more.  He’s already imagining buying that boat!!!  Banker calls.  ”I’ll give you $30,000 if you quit now.”  “NO DEAL!” which roughly translates to, “I’M TOO FRICKIN GREEDY!”

He […]

Thursday, January 5th, 2006

OK the title’s not meant to poke fun. NOT AT ALL. I just wanted to grab your attention and just say my 2 cents on this whole thing going down in West Virginia. Now, I don’t watch a lot of TV nor do I pay that much attention to news lately.

If any TV is on, it’s either […]

Monday, June 27th, 2005

Number of blogs referencing this twit, even though her 15 minutes are up (OK day lee is guilty as sin on this one too).
I know, I already commented on this over at the GOC, but it bears repeating. Only because tonight as I’m flipping through the news stories on TV her bug-eyes come on the […]

Sunday, February 27th, 2005

The pre-party red carpet commentary from me is happenin’ right now before your very eyes. I decided to give my blow-by-blow this year via my blog because it’s a total waste to just be yelling at the TV in my sweats.
Sweats? Yes. I don’t do parties because people would kick me out if I did. […]

Friday, February 4th, 2005

It’s a great concept. Can’t sleep? Put this shit on. Guaranteed to have you sawing logs in a matter of 1.5 videos. Case in point: ‘Let me Go’ by Three Doors Down Great band, great song. Shitty video. “Let me Go” Indeed. Let Me Go Find Who Directed this Fucked Up Video!

Three […]

Wednesday, February 2nd, 2005

The TV Snob wants to know: What’s Desperate Housewives’s secret to being such a success? Ugh. It’s such a silly show now! Kind of like Melrose Place was, only now it would be Melrose Place Ten Years Later because they all got married and bought houses in the burbs, with white picket fences.
Eva Longoria – […]

Wednesday, January 26th, 2005

Ah. Nothing spices up the Midwest winter doldrums like season premieres of celebrity reality TV shows. I do not watch that much TV to begin with but I program my VCR every year at this time because I absolutely have to watch Newlyweds, The Osbournes, and The Surreal Life. Watching famous people’s […]

Tuesday, November 2nd, 2004

Watching as Ohio is now the Florida of 2000, the heavy battle state for the Presidential candidates. Got a lil boring, I’ll admit. ~yAWn~ Might just turn in, surely we won’t have complete returns tonight.

But then, out of nowhere…blue flashing lights in my apt window. A look down below reveals A real life COPS […]

I have been visiting www.youtube.com for some time now, and I know the original intent was to allow individuals to upload their own videos and allow “the people” to have freedom of expression in the form of online video.

However, as most of the people who visit this site are aware, YouTube has also been a way for visitors to view videos that are copyright protected, such as interviews from tv shows, commercials, music videos by popular artists, and clips from tv shows…even whole tv shows being broken into parts.

I’ll admit to having been addicted to YouTube for the latter reason. I find it very gratifying and fun to be able to go lookup a clip online to see something I may have missed on TV which has people buzzing, such as the recent ‘feud’ between Rosie O’Donnell and Donald Trump, or to view the commercials that aired during the Superbowl XLI.

The way YouTube works is this: You post a video that you recorded and people can rate your video, add it to their list of favorite videos, subscribe to your videos (meaning they can get alerted whenever you post new videos), and of course, reply to your video in one of two ways; by posting a text comment, or by uploading a video of your own, in response to the original video.

Then you have the people who respond to a video in the form of a video response, vs. simply replying in the text comment boxes. Some of these people, I find to be funny and/or entertaining, while others seem to me, to be using the platform as a means to trying to become famous. Good for them! Lots of these people who post videos and video responses and use YouTube for the main intent, seem to have the most subscribers to their profiles, if their videos are especially humorous, entertaining or original. These people tend to garner a ‘celebrity’ status at YouTube and are the most active participants, once they realize how powerful their contributions have become.

I found though, that the ‘celebrities’ of YouTube seem to be the people that use the site for its original intent, and although many of the videos they post are entertaining, some even informative, I have this theory…

I believe, that the most popular YouTube users are either a) trying to get jobs/be famous for video production and editing and/or acting/journalism/tv personality, or b) just really not talented in writing or typing anything with substance or intelligence.

So there you have it. I think YouTube for the most part, is a way for people to ‘blog’ by video because they are too daft to write and/or type.

Say what you like about me. That’s just my $.02.

Also sometimes referred in this blog as “Departments”. Just a topically-organized view of posts arranged by subject matter. Most recent posts first.

Enjoy!

Out of sheer boredom
[Read all posts in this category] Stuff I wrote instead of picking my nose. Perhaps I might have been better off doing the latter.

Best Of
[Read all posts in this category] Stuff that’s more thought-provoking, entertaining, or laugh-out-loud funny, than anything else in my blog. Or so I think. You decide.
My Stomping Grounds & Other Cavorts
[Read all posts in this category] In which I crap on about things happening where I live and work (in St. Paul, MN). Whether it’s stuff about happenings in my neighborhood, activities I take part in around here, or other stuff, i.e., restaurant reviews, or just ramblings about things around town, it’s here.

• Home, Sweet…Blechhhhhhh
• Most embarrassing thing I did in public, to date
• Off and on again
• Go, go gadget pc!
• Goodbye, Kirby
• I met the screamer tonight
• Captain Organ to the Rescue!
• School Daze
• NBC is causing me to procrastinate.
• Just a Kiss Before I Leave Again!
• Beat, Blurry and Bleary-eyed
• Booya & Beer
• Adventures at the public library
• The kitties next door are in love with me
• Cinco de Mayo–not much of a celebration for me
• work, oscars, bar adventures
• No legacy so rich as honesty
• neighbors, tv, books
• Do you know the people in your neighborhood?
• Clumsiest thing on two legs!
• Dammitdammitdammit
• Winter is coming…like it or not
• Thanks, Mister Bus Driver!
• Signs, Signs, Everywhere Signs
• Things that go bump in the night…

All Your Stupid Searches Are Belong To Us
[Read all posts in this category] Random people go to Google, type in dirty words and then add the plus ‘+’ sign to a word–anything really, ‘pics’, ‘Sinead O’Connor’, ‘ice cream’, ‘vacuum cleaner’–then wind up here. I hope they’re ALL horribly disappointed when they don’t find any ‘FREE+NUDE+PICS+DREW+CAREY’ here at this site.
Grumplicious
[Read all posts in this category] Gawd, I’m such a grump sometimes. Bitchy, snobby, whiny, pissing and moaning all over the place. When I was all of thirteen my mother got me a magnet that says, “Bitch, Bitch, Bitch”. It’s on my fridge to this day. Still, I manage to make lots of friends. I’m still alive even though many people would want to kill someone with a mouth like mine. Go figure. But it’s mostly funny. You’ll laugh at my misery.

• Home, Sweet…Blechhhhhhh
• YouTube – blogging for morons?
• Mamas, don’t letcher babies grow up to be Britney…
• I’ve got the muzak in me.
• No White Christmas
• If you don’t like Winter – MOVE!
• Gay This, Gay That. Who cares?
• So much for eating “healthy”
• Funny how time flies
• Weekend woes
• Things I don’t understand
• America is dumb.
• ¡Feliz cumpleaños, Indeed!
• *sigh*
• Ugh. Guess people can’t take a friggin’ joke
• Calling me left wing is like…
• U.S. Soldiers Deserve Better on Armed Forces Day
• Dickweed Revisited
• The height of sophistication.
• VH1 Insomniac Music Theater
• Web site review
• Everything is falling apart.
• Everything is Dunky Hory.
• Because I’m bored off my fat ass tonight
• Home, sick. Ick.
• Click on the monkey and WIN!
• Customer Service, Schmervice
• Shut the fuck up, Donny!
• This post is a long time coming…
• I doooon’t wanna work! I just wanna bang on the drum all day…
• Adventures at the public library
• Bug Soup
• Muzack, Movies & Bad Hair
• money problems, so-called friends…
• My apartment is a dump
• So gosh darn glad it’s Monday…NOT
• Thanks, Mister Bus Driver!
• Signs, Signs, Everywhere Signs
• Things that deeply trouble me
• Good God almighty, why does it have to be Monday??!!
• Sunday, Bloody Sunday

Politicians Are Funny
[Read all posts in this category] Aren’t they.
It’s Personal [Read all posts in this category]No, really. Here is where I actually post things that I’m thinking, things that happened to me and random feelings/observations from my cluttered mind.

Remember When
[Read all posts in this category] Bygone days of childhood and teen years. Back to times of wonderment. The tender ages. Fun, silly stuff.
Technology Eckschmology
[Read all posts in this category] I’m not really all that smart and geeky. I just wrote about this stuff to make you think I am.
The State of the Union
[Read all posts in this category] On where I pretend I’m CNN only it’s more like the O’Reilly Factor. No bloviating allowed. That’s my job.
Family Fun [Read all posts in this category]You can pick your nose but you can’t pick your family. Or whatever. Some of it’s tear jerking, some of it’s mean, and some of it’s fun. Stuff I write about my family.

Work, work, and more work
[Read all posts in this category] It’s is what’ll kill us eventually, so why not devote most of our lives to it? “All the live-long day! Just to pass the time awaaay!”
Celebrity Dreams, or NIGHTMARES?
[Read all posts in this category] I often have dreams about famous people. A mysterious quirk of my mind, something I wish I could turn off, but–God help me–I know not how. If I could, I’d sooner trade this *gift* in for ANYTHING else like, say, getting a migraine once a month. Or having a boil implanted onto my ass. *sigh* I should get a job at an entertainment mag and post all my dreams there.

• dreams
• Purple Rain
• If you like cases of Corona…

Men & other foolish things
[Read all posts in this category]
All my exes are banished to Texas. Well, not really. But no one has my heart right now. These posts are about the men that did capture it, or tried to, once.
Another Saturday Night and I Aint Got Nobody
[Read all posts in this category] On where I’d whine about being a singleton and feel all alone. “How depressing,” you say! Don’t worry, these bouts usually don’t last long. Besides, it usually was more a case of horniness than loneliness.
Dating Again, or Now Ive Gone Completely Mad
[Read all posts in this category] In which I go from loneliness to busy-ness in no time flat, entries ripe with lust, laughter and being left out in the cold.
I Enjoy Being a Girl
[Read all posts in this category] Who needs enemies when you’ve got friends like Mother Nature? I love…having boobs but curse the day the bra was invented…sporting a girlish figure and then watching it all go to hell after consuming too many Wavy Lays (who can eat just one?)…and bleeding like a stuck pig and turning into a psycho bitchfreak for 7 days a month. Not! As if Aunt Flo’s visits ALONE weren’t horrific enough, to top it all off, the boyfriend calls it ‘blowjob week’. Ugh. I’m bloated. Get the fuck away from me. And other assorted womanly wonders.
My new single life
[Read all posts in this category] No longer horny or lonely, my new fascination with success and running things my way including my own business keeps me from wanting much else.
World Wide Wack
[Read all posts in this category]
If you build it, will they come? They built it. I came. I wrote about it. And left. In some cases I go back, others I wished I hadn’t seen it the first time.
Hollywood Hotties, Heroes & Has-beens
[Read all posts in this category]
When it comes to media coverage of celebrities and their lifestyles & gossip, politics, etc., I’m all over it. it’s like a car accident, I can’t help but watch. I’m sure it’s an obsession, though I could give like, 2 shits about these people. I’m not a fan.
Hence the name “idiot box”
[Read all posts in this category] People think I’m snobby about TV, including my sister and mom. And I am. For the most part. If there is stuff on TV that is annoying or horrible, you can be sure that I’ve written about it. Which is way more fun than watching the TV. I’ve even complained about shows I haven’t seen, because–as a TV snob–That’s how I roll.
Holiday Hell
[Read all posts in this category] Family Thanksgivings ’round the table, 4th of July frolicks in the outdoors, whatever. Merriment or misery, it’s recalled here. The important thing is the meaning behind the OCCASION, not the fact that we’re out of liquor or nobody bought you anything that fits your fat ass, right?
Jokes & Random Shit
[Read all posts in this category] Just as the name implies

Seems that, for a long time, my life has been a cycle of being in and out, of a complete, chaotic, mess.  Money’s been too tight (and since November, practically non-existent), and I’m stressing out because I either have too much to do or not enough to do.

It’s my own damned fault, I suppose.  I could be getting more work.  Or more money, somehow.  A little back-story…for those who don’t already know… I run my own business from home, which can be scary sometimes if you don’t plan things well.

But it’s hard to be out and about trying to get contracts and meet people all day long and then go home and work for 12 hours more. 

I suppose I could get a part time job, but then when would I sleep?  I’m the only person working here, so it’s not like I could just delegate some tasks to a staff member!

If I continue this cycle of neglecting my own self-care, rest, and health, and spending 12-16 hours working every day, soon I will be dead.  When I’m working, I neglect myself.  My hair won’t get washed every day, I won’t take care to eat the right things, and I smoke too much.  I love my job…but it’s ruining my health. 

So I’m trying some new things…like not working one day a week and just spending that day doing meetings or marketing/making calls.  Then I will spend the rest of that day not doing a damned thing but having “me” time.

I will give it the ol’ college try and post how it goes.

~TTFN

Yep.

It’s been between 35-55 degrees this past week leading to Christmas and the ground has been dry and clear of any snow whatsoever.

On Thursday, we got snow.  It melted away by Saturday though.  That was it, since Winter started, Dec. 21st. 

I’m totally MIFFED that my Christmas was not white.

It felt weird to be sitting inside celebrating with my family, and looking outside to see a clear blue sky and sun everywhere on dry ground.

Eww!  Not right at all.

I do NOT understand people who are happy about this. They are not true Minnesotans. They are traitors.  Heathens!

Was Paula Abdul under some sort of influence during a series of interviews broadcast last week?  Or not?  FoxLife says maybe…

But Ms. Abdul’s publicist, Jeff Ballard says otherwise, denying that she slurred her speech, and chalked it up to technical issues on the part of the TV network…saying that she was simply reacting to the interview room’s bad acoustics, voices being shouted to her microphone and other stuff.  Full article here   

Below are links to 3 different interviews showing a different story, in which Paula does slur her words during throughout almost the entire segments of the interview, and is spinning in her swivel chair so much that she almost is out of the camera’s view, and in some cases, out of her chair!

Decide for yourself… HEY KIDS, COLLECT ALL 3!!

Interview 1 – Video

Interview 2 – Video

Interview 3 – Video

(links open in new windows)
 

Okay, everyone who’s familiar with my blog knows I love write about the funniest and/or oddest website searches that people do which take them to my blog.  This month I’m posting some weird searches which happen to have a Christmas flavor to them.  Enjoy!

elfs gone wild
I can tell you RIGHT NOW that a) there are no ‘elfs’ on my blog, perhaps mention of AN ELF, but if plural, they would be referred to as ‘elves’ (*sigh*–surely some sweet old lady English teacher is rolling in her grave somewhere), and b) none have ‘gone wild’ that I know of. 

Seems there is a pervert out there for every type of flavor of weirdness or far-out fickle fantasy, and the internet is their card-catalogue to browse through. 

Geez!  What’s next?

  reindeer kiss
No thanks, I don’t go THAT way!

All I can say is… “tasty!”. 

Not.

aboriginal Santa Claus Suit
Wow.  I can safely say that no Santa Claus Suits for Aboriginies exist on this blog.

I couldn’t believe such a thing might exist.  I had to actually go look it up, myself.  The closes thing I could find, to an Aboriginal Santa Claus was this guy, though it seems he is too busy blowing into his thingamabob, to play Santa.  And it appears the job itself does not require much in terms of clothing…let alone necessitating an entire suit.
 

why can’t clark’s crazy cousin eddie go sledding in christmas vacation
I know, huh!  That would have been fun to see.

But that Clark Griswold just steals the show no matter how much Cousin Eddie tries to.

Same day, different year..

Other posts on this day:

I cannot understand Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD).  I can however, completely agree that it’s a disorder.  If you let the weather affect you THAT much, something is definitely wrong with you. 

Perhaps there is something wrong with me, too.  I must be one of the oddball freaks of nature, who react ENTIRELY the opposite way to gloomy weather.

If you’re suffering from SAD, go live in Arizona between November and March.

I HATE having this bullshit straight MONTH of sunny upper 30-50 degree (mostly) days in DECEMBER. It needs to be snowing and cloudy, dammit.

I hate that we only have a couple (at best) brisk days in the fall and the rest of September and October is bloody 60-70 degrees out, and BLASTED HOT, and sunny. We get like, what–5 days of colored trees then bam, the leaves all fall to the ground.

I cringe when people (especially the WEATHER PEOPLE ON TV) complain in the first week of MAY that it’s raining outside and only 60. It’s only SPRING PEOPLE, we’ve only JUST completed the winter meltdown a week ago and there was hardly any rain in April.

Then, spring only lasts about a week and BAM. It’s only May 10th and it’s 80 out. WHAT THE HELL????!!!!!

I can’t stand it when people live in Minnesota complain about winter. Go fvcking live in Florida, you asses.

We don’t get enough of the spring and fall that I really love. You know, about 40-55 out, light jacket weather. Perfect for walks and backyard fires and camping.

Sunny days make me sleepy and want to not do anything. I love crisp, overcast and yes, rainy days.

I should be a perfect candidate to live in London.

Same day, different year..

Other posts on this day:

• We all scream for ice cream – 2006