Because I’m bored off my fat ass tonight:
You are Bender. (Judd Nelson) You’re the rebel ofthe group who likes to make fun of everyone
else.
Which Breakfast Club Character are you?
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OH–and um–if you are younger than 24 you have NO BUSINESS liking, enjoying, talking about or posting about ‘The Breakfast Club’, ‘Less Than Zero’, ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’ or any movie for that matter, or novelty, or any damn fool thing that came out during the 80’s just because you paused, while channel surfing, to gawk at AN EIGHTH OF AN EPISODE of VH-1’s “I Love The 80’s/I Love The 80’s Strikes Back”, which does not qualify you as having really ‘grown up’ during that time period, thus having no frame of reference, and cannot fully appreciate the merits of such things.
Okay, so I’m a little hard on these kids. That would be like my mom yelling at the top of her lungs that I am not allowed to like Buddy Holly or Gene Autry or whatever… and speaking of old weird shit, have you checked out Boy George lately? HOLY CRAP he’s got like this ugly ass kooky carousel typa shit look going on. On top of his head he’s got like a giant spider’s legs dripping down or whatever and then a bright blue band across the eyebrow/eye area and then wtf? A chinstrap type fake beard thingy? I mean…I thought his shit was trippy back in the day but whoah…
Ugh.
I hate when I get my monthly bill I feel all weird in my gut like I don’t know if I’m way too crampy or if it’s gas bubbles, hunger, what. It’s all fucked up.
Work was okay. It’s just work. It’s going to pay the rent.
But I’ll be damned if I’m going to do the dishes AGAIN. I sure as heck don’t want to see then lying there in the sink anymore. If worse comes to worst, I’ll be hauling them into the bedroom to place them on his side of the bed tonight. You’d think that, hearing me bitch and moan at least twice a month how I’m so tired of being the one who always takes care of the dishes around here, that someone would get sick of that and do something about it.
But no.
Not bloody likely.
I have nothing else to say.